Sonic Unleashed!! (Literally)

Blade and hate comments

Silver: -wearing armor- Here k-kitty k-kitty... -walking around-

Blade: Meow. -nuzzling couch-

Silver: Come here... -walks to cat-

Blade: Meow. -looks at him-

Silver: Awww, your kinda cute. -smiles and picks up cat-

Blade: -growls as starts attacking silver-

Silver: Ahhhhh -running around- WHY CAN I FEEL THIS THROUGH ARMOR?!?!?!?!

Sonic: Can you keep you screams of pain and agony to a minimum, I'm trying to read these comments?!?

Silver: ok. aahhhhh... -screaming quietly and tip toeing around-

Sonic: Thank you, now anyways. Lets read these crazy comments.

Comment one: Sonic is stupid, it's just a cheap knock off of Mario.

Sonic: Well person, what is Megaman, Kirby, Pokemon and all of those other adventure games. They all have the same concept. You go on a quest and level up or whatever to beat a boss and what not. -3- Next.

Comment: Why is Sonic the fastest thing alive when hedgehogs are really slow!?

Sonic: It's called imagination. Next.

Comment: Sonic 06 was stupid.

Sonic: Yes. Next.

Comment: Why doesn't Sonic where clothes? It's weird!

Sonic: I really don't have anything to hide so yeah.... next....

Comment: Chessee.

Sonic: WTF. That's not even related to anything and they spelled cheese wrong! Next.

Comment: Why haven't you married Amy yet.

Sonic: Eh? -looks around corner and sees Amy sending in a comment-

Amy: Answer... Answer.... ANSWER!!!!

Sonic: -cleats throat-

Amy: -jumps- Oh h-hey Sonic.... -runs off-

Sonic: Right. O3O

Jasmine: Well I hoped chu enjoyed my lil chaotic childs! Chao!!!