Sonic Unleashed!! (Literally)

Its so much daring to do!!!

Jasmine: Im not even going to name all these dares right now but, I can say it task by task. -3- Everyone start your chicken dancing.

Sonic: Haha, and you have to do it too Jazz!

Jasmine: Shut up blue rat. -looks away-

Sonic: Sheesh, it's kinda funny when Eggman says it but when you say it I feel hurt... -holds chest-

Shadow: Just shut up and dance! -starts dancing like a chicken-

Everyone: -starts dancing like chickens-

Cream: -sees chicken feed and runs to it-

Tails: -sees it and runs to it as well-

Cream: Back off Tails, dis is my feed!

Tails: Lies! -kicks Cream-

Cream: CHICKEN WAR!!!

Tails: AHHHH!! -starts chicken fighting Cream-

Amy: Right..... Next task.

Jasmine: Shadow, give up the Swiss rolls and admit twinkies better!

Shadow: FUCK NO!

Jasmine: C'mon Shads.

Shadow: -sighs- I love twinkies, they taste better then any... Swiss roll... -explodes and regenerates- DAMN THAT ACTUALLY HURT LIKE HELL!! -holds chest-

Jasmine: Next thing. -3- Silver kiss Jasmine... O-O

Silver: Uhhh... ok. -kisses Jasmine-

Jasmine: -slaps Silver across the room-

Silver: What was that for!?!?!

Jasmine: It was in the dare....

Silver: But you had an option.

Jasmine: And I went with my first mind. -3-

Silver: Who cares, next task...

Jasmine: Sonic and Shadow time for a date. -whispers to Scrouge- And you have to ruin it with chocolate.

Scrouge: How the balls do I do that?!

Lauren: I don't know but just think about Shadow all over Sonic. -smirks-

Scrouge: -growls- Im going to fuck him up. -stomps to restaurant-

~Restaurant cam~

Sonic: -looking away- Soooo.

Shadow: Your very awkward.

Sonic: Then what am I supposed to do?! -blushes-

Shadow: Just calm down and be yourself, the cocky lil blue creature you are.

Sonic: I don't know whether I should be offended or happy.

Shadow: Just do both.

Sonic: I donn know how to express that!

Shadow: Cry while laughing? -shrugs-

Sonic: -cries while laughing- Boo hoo hahaha!!

Shadow: That was awful.

Sonic: You try!

Shadow: Weep sob weep weep weep sob, hahahahahahaha. I don't know what I'm doing...

Sonic: SEE!!!!

Scrouge: -3- Thinks he can get away with taking Sonic from me, well he can't! Hey when did u start caring so much, meh I don't know. -fills bucket with chocolate and sneaks behind Shadow-

Sonic: AHHHHH!!!! SCROUGE?!?!

Shadow: What? -Turns around-

Scrouge: -slams chocolate on his face and hits him with the bucket-

Shadow: -falls to the ground covered in chocolate-

Scrouge: MY SONIC!!! -grabs Sonic and runs off-

Sonic: Why am I such a sexy beast?!?!?!

Cream: -walks to Eggman's lair and knocks on door-

Eggman: What do you want you lil rabbit rodent?

Cream: Im happy to do this! What's up doc? -chews carrot and pulls out da hammer-

Amy: ~Back at the dare central- WHERE'S MY HAMMER?!!?!?

Cream: ~With Eggman~ -smacks Eggman into wall-

Eggman: Why?! -cries-

Cream: Oh suck it up you big baby! -walks into wall and falls back- AHHHH!!! -cries-

Jasmine: ~Back at dare central~ Okay last task for Blaze the cat.

Blaze: Oh no, what must I do?

Amy: -looking for hammer- You gotta swim with Mephiles.

Blaze: Are you nuts?! -crosses arms-

Jasmine: Yes. Now that's that, lets go!

Blaze: ~With Mephiles at the pool~

Mephiles: Will you stop asking me that?

Blaze: I can't help it, I still don't see how you can talk with no mouth.

Mephiles: Ask Sega.

Blaze: To much work, maybe later.

Mephiles: Any other stupid questions?

Blaze: Why do you like so much like Shadow.

Mephiles: -3- -pushes Blaze underwater-

Blaze: -waves arms while drowning-

Mephiles: Sometimes I get too overwhelmed.

Jasmine: Im tired. hope you like this chappie. Vote. Comment. Laugh. Dare. Blah Blah. -falls asleep-

Amy: -still looking for hammer- #STAY CALM AND BE AN UNLEAHSIE!!! AND FIND MY HAMMER!!!