Sonic Unleashed!! (Literally)

Fake marriage/Falls/Remade

Sonic: Amy it's time....

Amy: DID MY PACKAGE ARRIVE?! :3

Sonic: Nu....

Amy: Oh. Then what is it?

Sonic: It's time for our marriage.

Amy: o3o Yes! oh Yes sonic! -runs to him hugging him-

-at chapel-

Pastor: Now do you Amy take Sonic to be your husband in sickness and in health?

Amy: I DO! -grinning widely-

Pastor: And do you Sonic take Amy to be your loftily wedding wife in sickness and in health?

Sonic: I..... Don't.

Amy: WHA?!?

Pastor: Hm, then why'd you set this up?

Sonic: It was a dare, sorry Ames. -runs off-

Amy: -pulls out hammer- Im not being stood up anymore!!! -chases him-

~After the beating~

Sonic: Ow... Now anyway I'm here to talk about a bit of things. Like my epic falls.

-flashbacks-

Eggman: Already Sonic! I hope your ready for my ultimate weapon! -pushes button and chainsaw bot walks out-

Sonic: Too easy! -run to bot and spin dashes into pushing it off cliff-

Eggman: No!

Sonic: That's right egghead. -smirks but accidentally falls off the side of cliff- Ahh!

-another flashback-

Amy: -swings off eggbots with hammer- Who else wants some?

Sonic: Amy there you are!! -running to Amy-

Amy: Stand back eggbot!! -hits him off of cliff-

Sonic: Aghh!

-last flashback-

Shadow: -throws Sonic off cliff-

Sonic: Ahhh!

-end of flashbacks-

Sonic: I just noticed they all happened over a cliff. -3-

Tails: Ok Jaz what do you want me to be?

Jaz: A toad, rabbit, elephant, wolf, cat hybrid!

Tails: Uhhhhhh??? no...

Jaz: You have no choice so do it.

Tails: F-fine.... -uses potion to become the animal-

Jaz: Ugh. Gross. XD

Tails: Ribbit. Ribbit. -howls-

Jaz: XD I hope you enjoyed dis.

A/N: Sorry guys for not updating I've been super busy.