Sonic Unleashed!! (Literally)

Boyfriend swap

Sally: So basically you brung me here to be with my Sonikku.

Amy: Listen you dirty rat, he's not your Sonikku. Your not even a real Sonic character anymore, that's how old you are.

Sally: I was created before you, and I'm better looking.

Amy: Your a butt naked squirrel with a red Mohawk!!!

Sally: Don't hate, and lets get this over with.

Monkey khan(Not sure how to spell it or whatever): So I'm stuck with the pink one?

Sonic: Yep, and I'm stuck with the furry rat.

Sally: Oh Sonic you know you can't resist me~ -rubs head-

Sonic: -throws up on Sally- Chaos emeralds....

Sally: Ew! Now I have to go change! -walks to bathroom-

Amy: Have fun Sonic..... -gets dragged away by Monkey Khan-

Monkey Khan: Your much heavier than you look.

Amy: You shouldn't speak your mind. Or you'll get hurt.

Monkey Khan: Whatever.

Sally: -comes back in with eyes short dress- Oh sonic~

Sonic: Huh? -looks at Sally- Oh chaos! What are you wearing?!

Sally: A lil something for you, you like?

Sonic: No! I can see your butt! -covers eyes-

Sally: I know you like it, but how about we go somewhere more private?

Sonic: We can stay here, they're nobody in this room.

Sally: DAMN IT SONIC, COME ON! -grabs Sonic's hand and forces him to the room-

Sonic: WHA!!!!

~In da room~

Sally: -snuggling Sonic- Your too cute.

Sonic: And your super ugly.... -trying to back away-

Sally: SONIC WHAT'S WITH YOU!!???

Sonic: We broke up and got together three times, were clearly not right for one another.

Sally: WE ARE, LOVEEEEEEEE ME!!!!!!! -hugs Sonic heavily-

Sonic: RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!!!!

~With Amy~

Monkey Khan: Sooo...

Amy: I don't like you.

Monkey Khan: You don't have to!

Amy: -gets up and starts walking home- See ya.

Monkey Khan: You can't just leave!

Amy: Watch me!

Monkey Khan: YOU CAN'T!! -starts acting like wild monkey-

Amy: AGHH!! I hope Sonic's doing better. -hides behind table-

~With Sonic~

Sally: -trying to kiss Sonic-

Sonic: Crappppp!!!! I hope Amy's doing better!!!

Jessie: -walks by- She's not. Anyway I hope you guys liked dis chapter... sorry it took da admin so long to update it!

Admin: I have needs to....

Jessie: Nahhh you just got in trouble!

Admin: Shut up! Vote, comment, laugh, and dare! Peace out meh unleashies!