Blood Cannon and MEH!!!!

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Jasmine: -tosses beach ball to Jessie-

Jessie: -hits it back- Thought you would get a point? -smirks-

Jasmine: AUSTIN COMING Nope, but now I do! -hits ball down on Jessie's side-

Jessie: WHERE?!?! -looks around then notices she's lied- Cheater.. -3-

Jasmine: Chi chi. -smirks-

Sonic: -relaxing in beach chair- The warm sun. -smiles-

Scrouge- -in the ocean- Marco!

Lauren: -swimming away from him- Polo!

Scourge: -squeezes Spirit's chest- Gotcha! -opens eyes- Uhh.

Spirit: ah! 0///0 -blushes-

Silver: Im about to kick yo green butt!! -starts fighting Scrouge-

Scrouge: -trying to fight back- It was an accident!!!

Lauren: I guess my body feels like a pair of breast. -crosses arms-

Amy: Cream. I gotta get out of the water.

Cream: Why?

Amy: Uhhh. BLOOD CANNON!!!

Cream: What?

Amy: -starts hovering and squirting blood everywhere-

Cream: Ahh! -water turns red- -starts running-

Sonic: -sees Amy- Who's that pink chick squirting blood everywhere?

Lauren: -slaps Sonic- Really! who's the only pink girl you know!?

Sonic: Uhhhh Jasmine.

Jasmine: Im a white and black tiger!

Sonic: Cream?

Cream: Im tan.

Scrouge: When the hell was I a girl.

Sonic: Jessie.

Jessie: Im a panther, and it's Amy!

Amy:BLOOD CANNON!

Sonic: -gets hit with blood- What the hell?!?!?! -faints-

Shadow: MEH

Shallow: MEH

Shadow: MEH

Shallow: MEH

Shadow: MEH

Jasmine: BACTERIA!!! BACTERIA

Lisa: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA -Japanese dance-

Lauren: He's my best friend best of all best friend!! Do you have a best friend too!?

Scourge: TALK DIRTY TO ME!! meep meep meep meep!!!

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Eggman: -wakes up- WHAT A NIGHTMARE. -sees them all doing the noises- Aghhhh!!!

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