Sonic Unleashed!! (Literally)

Dog, hot sauce, tutus and military chicks

Knuckles: Bark... bark... bark. -crawls around wearing dog suit-

Tails: Here boy!

Knuckles: Bark bark bark! -runs to tails and pees on his leg-

Tails: KNUCKLES!!!!

Knuckles: Im a dog, so I can get away with that. :3

Tails: -puts him outside-

Knuckles: -whines and beats on the door-

Silver: -staring at 15 gallons of hot sauce-

Blaze: SHAPE UP SON AND DRINK THAT HOT SAUCE! -wearing army suit-

Silver: B-but I don't wanna.. It's hot...

Blaze: DO NOT SASS ME, NOW DRINK!

Silver: -shivers- Y-yes ma'am! -starts drinking 1st gallon-

Blaze: FASTER!

Silver: -starts choking on the 4th bottle- Aghhh the burn!!!

Blaze: KEEP GOING TAKE THAT HEAT!!

Silver: -breathes fire into Blaze's face- Whew... Much better...

Blaze: SILVER!!!!! -summons flames-

Silver: Blazey... -runs off-

Blaze: HAHA GET BACK HERE!! -chases him-

Amy: Move out soldiers! -crawling under table wearing camouflage-

Sonic: -humming and spinning in ballerina suit- Keep up those legs Shads.

Shadow: -3- -kicks Sonic-

Sonic: Owie.... -3-

Shadow: -smirks- You said keep up my legs.

Sonic: Whatever. -spins and bends over-

Shadow: Nice butt. -smirks more-

Sonic: -turns red and stands up straight- Shut up! -leaps away-

Cream: Target in sight! Fire! -in commander suit-

Sonic: 030!!?!?! -spins dodging bullets-

Jasmine: He's dodging the bullets ma'am.

Cream: Deploy the bombs!

Amy: Yes ma'am! -throws bomb-

Sonic: -sees bomb rolling to him- Eh?...

Jasmine: -clicks button to set off bomb-

Sonic: 030!!!!! -bomb blows up in his face- MY EYES!!!!

Jasmine: Success ma'am!

Cream: Good, now move out!

Amy and Jasmine: -nod and run off-

Shadow: -taking off ballerina dress- Bleh.. Well I hope you enjoyed our pain in this chapter because it was painful. I endured the most pain.

Sonic: MY EYES!!!

Silver: THE FIRE, IT BURNS!!!

Shadow: You are what I mean? Bye.