Sonic Unleashed!! (Literally)

Yarn ball of doom and swissy

Jasmine: -sharpening claws-

Blaze: -playing with yarn ball with sticks in it-

Jasmine: -kitten reflexes act- Hey there... you gonna share dat yarnball?

Blaze: What do you think? -keeps playing-

Jasmine: -jumps into Blaze- Hand it over chick!!

Blaze: Back off kitty! -hisses-

Jasmine: Who ya calling kitty? -roars like tiger-

Blaze: -growls running off like a kitten with the yarnball-

Jasmine: Let da hunt begin... -gets on all fours like a tiger and roars chasing after her-

Blaze: Crap I forgot she's a tiger!!! -jumps on top of fridge on kitchen-

Jasmine: -roars surrounding the fridge-

Tails: Man I got da Munchies. -goes to fridge- Excuse me Jazz. -tries to open fridge-

Jasmine: -growls at him-

Tails: Nice acting Jasmine, your really like a real tiger. -tries again-

Jasmine: -bites his finger-

Tails: OH WTF?!? You bit me! You really are a tiger!!

Jasmine: -pounces on Tails-

Sonic: -walks in and sees Tails and Jasmine- WHOA!! Your too young to be doing that with jasmine!

Tails: SHE'S ATTACKING MEH!!!!

Sonic: Why would she do that... -sees Blaze on the fridge-

Blaze: Help...

Sonic: It's that time of the month again, she's upset and all in the tiger mode. -black ground goes black and white- She's been in the bathroom an awful lot... and asleep... that can only mean one thing... SHE'S ON HER PERIOD!!!

Jasmine: -hears him and snaps out of daze- IM NOT ON MY PERIOD YOU DUMB FUDGER! -slaps him-

Sonic: Ow....

Shadow: And this is the kitchen. -walks in with Swiss roll lady-

Sonic: Wow Shads? Who's dat?

Shadow: My wife. Swissy.

Swissy: Ello my lil rose buds.

Tails: She's made from Swiss roll?!??

Shadow: Yes and thanks to her I'm over my obsession.

Swissy: Yes yes. And after he was over it with got married. -kisses his cheek-

Sonic: ~Man I'm hungry.... maybe I can eat Shadow's wife... yeah that's what I'll do...~ Hey Swissy wanna see something cool?

Shadow: -looks at her- Go ahead if you want. -smiles-

Swissy: Ok. :3 -walks to Sonic-

Sonic: Look out this window. -points to skyscraper- I know a guy that works there.

Swissy: Really that's the Sega building. :3

Sonic: Yep... -jumps on her eating her-

Tails: 030!!!! SONIC!!

Shadow: -growls flaring up- SONICCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!

Blaze: I hope you guys enjoyed that stuff down there... -hers Shadow beating sonic up- SOOO LUCKY I CAN'T SEE DAT!! Just be an unleashie and be amazing guys. Thanks! :3