Cream: -In jail- IM INNOCENT!!
Jail guard: That's what they all say young lady.
Cream: Where's the proof that I hurt this man?!
Jail guard: We found a carrot at the crime scene.
Cream: -3- JUST CAUSE YOY FIND A CARROT DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS LEFT BY A RABBIT!!!
Jail guard: Yeah it does, only rabbits ear carrots. Duh. -eats carrot-
Cream: Wha?!?
Jail guard: Now shower time, go, go, go!
Cream: Ugh -walks to showers-
-in showers-
Cream: -still has clothes on- I don't like it in here... Too many naked woman.... O3O
Woman: Oh look at the little rabbit.
Woman 2: She won't be so cute for long. Tsk.
Cream: 030... -grabs soap but drops it- Dang it. -bends over to get it-
Women: -surround Cream- Looks like someone dropped the soap. -smirking-
Cream: Nu Nu stay back!! KIYA!!!!!!
-on a really tall cliff-
Tails: Ok Shadow you ready!!
Shadow: No...
Tails: Great!! -pushes him off-
Shadow: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! -chaos controls back- Whew...
Tails: Give me your chaos emerald.
Shadow: B-but I like my chaos emerald...
Tails: GIVE ME THE CHAOS EMERALD! -3-
Shadow: Ok ok... Meanie. -gives him emerald-
Tails: Thanks! -pushes him off cliff-
Shadow: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Tails: Say the words!
Shadow: Poop?
Tails: -3- Oh my glob... NU SAY YOUR SEXY!
Shadow: Oh yeah. IM SE- -smacks into ground- I-I'm sexy... -passes out-
Tails: I should call a doctor! Nahhh I'll do the outro first. Well everybody I hope you enjoyed, thanks and read on!
<3 To all my readers~ :3
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Sonic Unleashed!! (Literally)
RandomHey everybody it's about time that you can all send in dares and questions. Also seeing your favorite and least favorite characters unleash the beast. (Do I look like I own sonic. Nahhhhh I don't.)
