Hoi. How's everyone been?
Jay: Why is the kids side of Ninja Tube so wierd?!
Jay: I just saw Morro watching 'Mickey mouse baby die in gas explosion. 3D fun colour learning for kids.' (I'm sad to say that this actually exists. Search it up on YT)
Lloyd: What the heck!?
Samantha: *spits drink*
Kai: That sounds like a product on Wish.
Jay: *screams*
Nya: *slaps Kai*
Kai: Ow! What was that for!?
Nya: *hugs Jay* Don't worry I'm never letting you hear the 'W' word again.
Harumi: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE W WORD?!
Cole: I think Morro should take a break from the phone.
Jay: I already took the phone away from him and I don't think he's gonna get it back anytime soon!
Lloyd: Ok but can you give it to me? Morro was getting very annoying so I put on Phineas and Ferb on my phone and gave it to him.
Jay: Wait.
Jay: That was your phone?
Lloyd: Yes. It litteraly had my initials on the cover.
Jay:......
Jay: please don't be mad.
Lloyd: What did you do?
Jay: I may or may not have kicked it into the wall and broke it.
Jay: But I can fix it!
Lloyd: Than go fix it!
Jay: Can I do it later? It's a Saturday and Nya and I had plans to play ninjacraft so-
Lloyd: NOW.
Jay: ughhh!
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Jay: *fixing Lloyd's phone*
Jay: *sees bird*
Jay: Wait a minute. Jay 1, is that you??!
Jay 1: chirp (oh crap)
Jay: Wait! Come back to me brother!! *jumps out of window*
Jay 1: *flies away*
Jay: *sobs*
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Cole: *taking a nap*
Dream Cole: First spinjitsu master! I never knew that eating cake on the titanic while watching the sunset could be this Beutiful!!
D.C: This is wonderful!! I'm having the time of my life! *cuts cake*
D.C: *finds Dream Jay inside*
D.J: HEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!
D.C: AAAAAA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!
D.J: I wanted to thank you for fixing my socks with duct tape!! *starts turning into a cringey laughing emoji*
D.C: *high pitched screaming*
Cole: *Wakes up* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Jay: Cole! What happened!?
Cole: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!! *Throws duct tape*
Jay: Thanks for the duct tape! I really needed something to seal the hole in my socks!
Cole: AaAAAaAAaaAAAAAAaAaa!!!
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Zane: Hello my baby!
Zane: Hello my honey!
Pixal: Hello my ragtime gaaaaal!
Zane: *screams* What are you doing here?!
Pixal: I like that song! Besides, you're a very good singer.
Zane: *smiles*
Pixal: Now please continue singing.
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Jay: One time I went to the bookstore to get one of my favourite books and this girl grabbed the book at the same time I did so then we had a fight.
Jay: So her brother came along, Yanked the book away from me and gave it to the girl. I called my dad and he tried to scare them into giving it but they ran away.
Nya: Wait a second... you were the guy that snatched my favourite book from me?!
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(This ones really random but I wanted to do this anyway)
Nadakhan: Finally, after many years.. I'm free!
Nadakhan: Now for my revenge...
Khanadan: Bro, instead of marrying minors, you can become a mechanic!
NASAkhan: Or an astronaut!
Khankhan: Or a fisherman!
Nadakhan: What? Where did you all come from?! I thought aunty Mollykhan, aunty SallyKhan uncle Samkhan had grounded you guys!
Khanadan: You do realize that our parents didn't ground us forever right?
NASAkhan: And we also have a new addition to the family now! His name is JimmyKhan. He was born a few months ago!
Khankhan: WE HAVE A NEW COUSIN!! HOW EXCITING IS THAT?!
Nadakhan: I regret coming here...
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I just had to do that last bit ok?!
YOU ARE READING
Quarantined (ninjago edition)
RandomHave you ever wondered how the ninja would be doing in Quarintine? Well you came to the right book! For starters there will be no bad words... Kai in the background: WHO THE F*** TOOK MY F***ING HAIR GEL?! Jay: DON'T F***ING SWEAR YOU F***ING PEA...
