Have you ever wondered how the ninja would be doing in Quarintine? Well you came to the right book!
For starters there will be no bad words...
Kai in the background: WHO THE F*** TOOK MY F***ING HAIR GEL?!
Jay: DON'T F***ING SWEAR YOU F***ING PEA...
Zane: Yes but why are we at ninjago's plastic surgery centre?
Jay: It's nice to have a change of scenery once in a whi-
Wu: CAN ANYONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY I'M THE ONE WHO'S GETTING PLASTIC SURGERY?!
Lloyd: Sensei, it's just like how the old saying goes, "When life gives you plastic, hide your face with it."
Pixal: I'm pretty sure that's not how the saying goes-
Lloyd: Wait I think its, "When life gives you plastic, Throw it in the ocean-"
Nya: *slaps Lloyd* Respect the ocean!
Chicken: Cluck cluck! (Lloyd stupid!)
Kai: Wait, how did Samantha turn back into a chicken? 0 Harumi: MORRO WAS TAKING A BATH AND MADE AN ULTIMATE CLEANING SOLUTION BY COMBINING ALL FORMS OF SOAP INTO ONE SOLUTION! HE THEN SPRAYED IT ONTO SAMANTHA AND TURNED HER BACK INTO A CHICKEN!
Kai: Okay?
Chicken: Cluck! (That's true!)
Receptionist: *walks over* Greetings mister Wu, The plastic surgeon is waiting for you.
Jay: You heard him! Let's go!
Ninja: *Drag Wu into the operation theatre*
Harumi: THIS PLACE IS EMPTY!
Chair: *rotates to reveal Cho*
Cho: h e l l o
Ninja: *incomprehensible screaming*
Wu: Not her! Anyone but her!
Cho: Aw come on! I'm not THAT scary!
Wu: I'd rather trust Kai with my plastic surgery than you!
Kai: Yea- Wait what's that supposed to mean?!
Wu: I am not doing this!
Jay: You know what, Lets just give Cole plastic surgery. It would be quite an improvement!
Cole: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Cho: Everybody calm down! I'm a great plastic surgeon. There's nothing to worry about!
Pixal: You're the only plastic surgeon in ninjago and even then you're getting one star reviews!
Cho: Those reviews were left by Karens and a bunch of five year olds. I have a PHD for crying out loud! *points at hand drawn PHD*
Pixal: That does not look re-
Zane: Why are you opperating on five year olds?!
Nya: It's a metaphor Zane.
Wu: Can we please leave now?!
Cho: Nope! Your surgery shall begin now! *pushes ninja out of the operation theatre*
Wu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
🧚♀️-outside the operation theatre-🧚♀️
Jay: *panik* 🍒🥝🤩🎇UWU 🦄😊🧚♀️🤗 I'VE STARTED 📲🥡🍨🎂UWU-ING!🏛🏜🎶🥁🐅🐎🐱🐕🐱🐯🐅🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈
Nya: *hugs Jay* Things are really bad when Jay starts uwu-ing....
Cho from the operation theatre: Whoops! I forgot to do an important step!
Cole: Those words do not sound comforting coming from a surgeon...
Wu: *demonic screeching*
Zane: I think that we should go and see what's going on-
Harumi: DO NOT WORRY! POSITIVE THINKING WILL FIX EVERYTHING!
Zane: I'm not sure how positive thinking will fix this...
Kai: Ugh, can Wu stop screaming? He sounds like a waterlogged trumpet. (Fun fact: This is what I thought when I heard Wu scream for the first time)
Harumi: *GASP* I KNOW HPW TO REMOVE THE SCREAMING!
Harumi: MY LITTLE PONYYYYYY!
Jay:👐👋🤜👍 UWU 👁🧠💋💔💞I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE 🐴🐕OWO🐮🐴🐅🐴🐅!
Harumi: MYYYY LITTLE PONYYY-
*demonic screeching stops*
Wu: Oh my goodness I look amazing!
Jay: Well at least something good came out at the end. Let's go and see how he looks.
-In the operation theater-
Cho: The plastic surgery was a complete success! Show them your face Wu!
Wu:
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Pixal: Oh my...
Nya: He's so..
Jay: *wipes tears* beautiful!
Kai: *Slaps Jay* WHERE IS THE BEAUTY IN THAT?!
Wu: *bonks Kai with staff* Says the one with a porcupine for hair!
Cole: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR SENSES!?! HE LOOKS FAR FROM BEATIFUL!!!!
