Jay, Kai, Lloyd and Zane: *are posing while Cole and Nya draw them*
Jay: Draw us like one of your anime boys.
Cole: Isn't it supposed to be draw us like one of your French girls?
Jay: Have you even seen anime boys?
Kai: They look amazing...
Nya: Unfortunately you don't look anything like anime boys.
Cole: yeah, you look more like munce boys.
Zane: Then draw us like one of your munce boys!
Lloyd: No, Zane! I don't wanna end up looking like Murtessa!
Nya: *destroys nearby lamp*
Jay: Yeah I forgot to tell you to not mention Murtessa-
Nya: *destroys plant pot*
Jay: Yeah she starts destroying nearby objects.
Cole: She's more jealous than Jay was during the-lets not go there.
Lloyd: I'm pretty sure Jay was more jealous.
Kai: Can you two please start drawing us! I can't stay in this position any longer.
Cole: Okay but first we need to decide who's gonna paint who.
Nya: I'll draw Jay and Kai.
Cole: I was gonna draw Kai!
Nya: Ok so you draw Kai and Lloyd. And I'll draw Jay and Zane.
Cole: I wanted to draw Zane!
Lloyd: JUST DRAW US ALREADY!
Nya: How about I draw Jay and Lloyd and you draw Kai and Zane.
Cole: I can live with that.
Nya: Ok you all, pose like there's no tommorow!
Jay, Kai, Lloyd and Zane: *start posing*
Cole: Nya, will you please move your hand out of the way?
Nya: Hold on, I need to sketch a few more details...
Lloyd: How long do we have to stay in this position?
Nya: oh it's only four...
Kai: minutes?
Nya: Hours.
-later-
Jay: I can't stay in this position any longer....
Nya and Cole: We're done!
Kai: Finally!
Lloyd: Wow, this looks great!
Zane: You said you were gonna draw us like munce boys. You did not draw us like munce boys....
Cole: Yeah but Nya, I have to ask you something.
Nya: What?
Cole: Why the heck does Jay look like mona Lisa?
Nya: Huh?
Cole: I mean, why the heck is Jay so highly detailed?
Nya: Your saying that as though you didn't make Kai look like a literal god.
Cole: Answer. My. Question!
Lloyd: We're just gonna go and hang this up...
Zane: why did you did not draw like munce boys?
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