Playing ninjacraft with the boys be like

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Yes, I've been getting into minecraft lately. Even though I can't get the game cause my mom won't allow me but that doesn't stop me watching the videos!

Enjoyyyyyyyyyy.

Cole: JAY IS A F***ING PSYCHOPATH!!!!

Zane: No he isn't.

Cole: HE BLEW UP MY NINJA CRAFT HOUSE!

Kai: Why!?

Cole: I don't know!

Kai: Well don't worry! Cause I'm gonna mur-

Nya: *glares* What were you saying?

Kai: Make him cake! I was gonna make him cake!

Nya: *puts away knife* Good...

Cole: Can I have cake too?

Nya: Sure! *throws cake block at Cole*

Cole: Not what I meant but at least my ninjacraft character got some!

Jay: Has anyone seen my bed? I placed it in my house but someone took it away.

Cole: IT WAS THE NINJA CRAFT GODS PUNISHING YOU FOR BLOWING MY HO-

Nya: Jay, what is your ninjacraft bed doing next to mine?

Lloyd: I didn't do anything!

Jay: Lloyd, just because we are together in real life does not mean that our ninjacraft characters have to be as well!

Lloyd: Why?

Nya: Cause our characters are still friends.

Lloyd: Why?

Jay: Cause no one's said anything yet.

Lloyd: WHY!?

Nya: Cause whenever someone does say anything, Jay does this.

Nya: *moves ninjacraft character next to jay's*

Nya's ninjacraft character: Hey-

Jay's ninjacraft character: Do you like jazz?

N.N.C: No bu-

J.N.C: Okay bye!

Lloyd: WHY?!

Cole: Wow, He got so shocked that he spoke bold!

Kai: How did he even do that?!

Zane: Like this.

Nya: Stop scaring everyone Zane!

Zane: I didn't scare anyone.

Pixal: *Sitting in the corner with a frightened face*

Zane: I'm sorry!

Pixal: *screams and runs*

Zane: *runs after* Wait! I'm sorry! 

Kai: Hey who's house is that one?

Cole: I don't care who it belongs to, I'm gonna take it!

Lloyd: I don't think that's a good idea.

Cole: I'm too lazy to build another house, okay? Besides this one looks hecking cool.

-later-

Cole: Okay so I realized that I can't go in. It's security is next level!

Kai: Try blowing it up.

Lloyd: Yeah, like he's not trying to get that to happen again.

Kai: So let's blow it up! I know someone who has a lot of TNT.

Jay: You're not allowed to go near my TNT!

Kai: I was gonna say it's Nya.

Jay: Forget what I said!

Nya: Uh what happened to my TNT?

Jay: Nothing.

Lloyd: Your TNT stash is so big that you had to make a whole separate house for it.

Jay: Fine, I'll admit that I have a lot of it but I don't go around looting and burning villages!

Cole: We'll see about that... *builds cage next to Jay's character and spawns a villager in it*

Villager: *Panicked humming* HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*breaks cage with bare hands and runs away*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-

Jay: *Throws TNT at villager and blows it up*

Everyone:......

Jay: What? I hate those guys! Like, I'm building my house and one of them comes along with his llamas and then starts making noises and does unfair trades!

Lloyd: They are probably unfair because you stole the valuable stuff from them.

Kai: And I thought that Nya would do that. But in reality you blow up villages and Nya gives them pumpkin pies.

Nya: I like the villagers okay?!

Cole: Back to the topic, how do I get inside that house?!

Lloyd: Just go in.

Cole: Wow, very helpful.

L. Morro: *Comes out of the magnificent house* Hello!

Jay: Wait, you built this?!

L. Morro: Yes!

Kai: How!?

L. Morro: I take small blue card that Wu have and use it to build the house.

Nya: You used his credit card?!

L. Morro: No, I use the little blue card he has.

Nya: Oh my goodness! He used his credit card!

Kai: Who cares?

Lloyd: I'm suprised that uncle even has a credit card.

Cole: Hey Morro! Can you be a good friend and-

L. Morro: Since when were we friends?

Jay: Lmao

Nya: I thought I fold you to stop saying "lmao"!

Cole: Since now, so as I was saying, can you be a good friend and let me live in your house?

L. Morro: No. *goes back in house*

Cole: *sad Cole noises*

Lloyd: Well, it was nice being here but I'm gonna go to Kai's house now.

Lloyd: Kai, why and how is señorita constantly playing in your house?

Kai: *stops the song* I don't know what you're talking about!

Jay: Hey, I helped you achieve your dream of playing that song in your ninjacraft house! You can at least give me some credit!

Kai: Nya! Go throw him out of the window!

Nya: I can't I'm too busy protecting my pies from Cole!

Cole: Give me the pies!

Cake in the distance: And you said that you'll never leave me...

Lloyd: Why is it suddenly quiet?

Cole: Nya just killed my character using her bare hands!

Nya: He was about to eat my pies! I had to do something!

Kai: So you killed him!?

Nya: It was my only choice!

Wu: Does anyone know why my credit card is acting so wierd? It was just fine yesterday.

L. Morro: *disappears*

Here's a life lessson for you all: Don't tell your friend about your wattpad acount. Just don't.

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