Here's a small short I thought of at 3 am.
Wu: *screams* die you stupid baboon!
Cole: Why is he screaming so much!?
Wu: This fool won't let me get first place in Candy Crush!
Jay: You play Candy Crush!?!
Nya: He's an old guy with a phone and a million children to take care of, I don't see why he wouldn't play Candy Crush.
Wu: And this hooligan named "JayaMatters69" won't let me get first place!
Kai: Hack their account. That's what I do.
Nya: So you were the guy who hacked me?!
Kai: Yes, and I've hacked many other people too. I remember hacking a player named "IWillDestroyTheMiddleClass"
Wu: How do I hack?
Cole: No! We're not teaching him how to hack!
Lloyd: Did someone say how to clap?
L. Morro: Clapping is easy! Just say this.
L. Morro: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
Harumi: *claps*
Wu: Will you just tell me how I can hack!?
L. Morro: What's a hack?
Lloyd: Stuff that you see on five minute crafts.
Wu: JUST TELL ME HOW TO HACK YOU BUMBLING BABOONS!!!
Jay: ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Zane: WHAT YO?!?
Jay: Can you please hack 'JayaMatters69'? Pretty pleeeeeeeeeease?
Zane: no yo.
Wu: HOW DO I HACK!?!
I'm not lying when I say this but my mom is on level 11000 of Candy Crush...
Bai.
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