You like that "thumbnail" I drew?
So this another mini series in which Cole and Jay (and sometimes Nya) make random ninjatube videos. (Y'all at also allowed to request)
And I promised to explain the joke in the previous chapter so here's the explanation:
That chapter was the 69th chapter. If you've been on the internet for a long time you would know why I made that the joke.
Nya: For the last time no. You are not selling your kidneys for a PS5!
Jay: *gives puppy eyes* Pleeeeeeeeeeeese!!!
Nya: The answer is still no.
Cole: Listen, everyone agreed that we're selling Jay's kidney and there is no way that were changing the plans now.
Kai: And I've already bought a knife, so it's final.
Nya: Nope.
Lloyd: Please! I'll promise to do your chores for a whole hour!
Nya: I did not raise you to be ninjacraft villager Lloyd.
Lloyd: *cries*
Zane: yo you yo do yo realize yo that yo you yo can yo buy yo the yo PS5 yo by yo using yo other yo methods yo.
Jay: Selling foot?
Zane: Yo I yo was yo thinking yo about yo other yo ways yo.
Jay: Selling myself?
Kai: That's not a bad idea!
Nya: NO! Just start a ninjatube channel or something.
Lloyd: But that'll take forever!!
Cole: Our method is way more quicker.
Zane: I yo shall yo try yo to yo make yo money yo by yo saying yo yo yo. Every yo yo will yo be yo one yo dollar yo.
Nya: Just don't do anything in which one of you gets injured!
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Cole: hello everyone-
Jay: HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON!
Cole: Don't mind him he's just-
Jay: SUBSCRIBE!
Cole: Now, now Jay this is our-
Jay: SUBSCRIBE!
Cole: Jay-
Jay: S U B S C R I B E
Cole: *puts tape over Jay's mouth*
Jay: *loud mumbling*
Cole: So as I was saying welcome to our ninjatube channel called "the cake of lightning". I am Cole, this is Jay-
Jay: *Takes tape off his mouth* WE'RE SPEED RUNNING A NINJATUBE CHANNEL CAUSE WE WANT TO GET A PS5 AND NYA WON'T LET US SELL OUR KIDNEYS IN THE BLACK MARKET SO SUBSCRIBE SO THAT WE CAN GET TO ONE MILLION AND THEN GET A PS5!!!!!
Cole: How did you manage to say that in one breath?
Jay: Years and years of training.
Eminem in the background: I raised that boy.
Nya from behind the camera: Are you done yet?
Cole: No, we still have to explain what we do on our chan-
Jay: WE DO RANDOM DUMB STUFF LIKE FILLING JARS WITH GLOWSTICK LIQUID AND PUTTING COTTON INSIDE THEM! NOW GO AND SUBSCRIBE!! *closes camera*
Nya: That was the most lamest first video I've ever seen.
Cole: Let's just film this thing again. The first time was garbage.
Jay: *turns on camera* subscribe *turnes off camera and uploads video*
Nya: Jay that video wasn't even edited!
Jay: People like these types of videos!
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*1 week later*
Jay: OUR VIDEO IS AT A HUNDRED VIEWS! LET'S GET A PS5!
Nya: Jay you haven't even received your first paycheck.
Jay: *sad Jay noises*
Cole: We did get a comment saying "cool video" so that's a plus!
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