Skylor's strange customers

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(Gosh that title sounds like a name of a Tv series)

Also I made a new description.

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Anyway onto the chapter.

Customer #1

Dareth: Hey Skylor you got any of those puffy potstickers?

Skylor: Yes. How many would you like?

Dareth: About 36785214788312468908313579974322 and make sure they're really spicy and puffy!

Skylor: Are you sure you want them to be spicy? You remember how last time went...

Dareth: Relax. I'll be fine.

The bathroom cleaners in the background: Ah s*** here we go again.

Customer #2

Kai: *leans against counter* ya like jazz?

Skylor: For the last time Kai, the bee movie is not a good source of pick up lines!

Kai: Ok but aren't you gonna take my order?

Skylor: *sighs* What would you like?

Kai: You.

Skylor: That would be cute if hadn't already said that a million times before.

Kai: Stop ruinin' mah pick up lines!

Skylor: I would if you got some new pickup lines.

Kai: *pouts*

Customer #3

(This one's on a phone call)

L. Morro: Hi can you get me pizza?

Skylor: Sorry but this Chen's noodle house. We don't make pizza but we do make noodles!

L. Morro: Okay but can you get me the pizza?

Skylor: I can't, we don't make pizzas.

L. Morro: But why?

Skylor: Listen is there any older person I can talk to?

L. Morro: Yes but why? Do you not want to talk to me?

Skylor: It's not that I don't want to talk to you. I just need to talk to someone who's older. I'll send you a pizza if you let me talk to someone older.

L. Morro: Okay!

Jay: hey can I have a pepperoni pizza?

Skylor: Sorry but this is Chen's noodle house. we do not make pizzas.

Jay: Okay but can I get a pepperoni pizza?

Skylor: *facepalms*

Someone in the background who overheard the call: Get this man a pepperoni pizza!

Customer #4

Karen: My son's noodles didn't come with a toy! I want to the manager!

Skylor who is the manager: Anakin...

Skylor: Start panakin...

Skylor: I don't have a plankin!

Customer #5

Random person who is not wearing a mask: Can I *cough* get *cough* the special? *cough*

*coffin dance starts playing*

The restaurant staff: *comes out of the kitchen with a coffin on their shoulders*

Skylor: *yeets person into coffin, closes the coffin, and yeets the coffin out of the window*

Customer #6

Skylor: uh... why is Gordan Ramsay approaching our resturaunt?

Staff member 1: Uh oh..

Staff member 2: first spinjitsu master please go easy on us!

Staff member 3: That's it I quit!

Staff member 4: *writing last will*

Staff member 5: 2020, please don't become this bad...

Skylor: Oh wait, he's going to another restaurant.

Staff: *Kalm*

Skylor: Wait, Now he's pointing at OUR resturaunt!

Staff: *Panik*

Skylor: Oh wait he's smiling.

Staff: *kalm*

Skylor: But now he's approaching it again!

Staff: *PANIK*

Skylor: but he's smiling at the same time so it must be good.

Staff: *Kalm but are still paniking a little*

Customer #7

Lloyd: Hey can you babysit Morro? Yes? Thanks! bye!

Skylor:......

L. Morro: Excuse me but I didn't get the pizza you promised.

Skylor: *internal screaming*

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