Cho: Hello fangirls and fanboys and welcome back to truth or dare!
Kai: Ugh I thought you were dead!
Cho: Well I got resurrected. Today we have a lot more dares from thelightningninjasis!
Nya: You have a sister and you didn't tell me?!?!
Jay: In my defence, I forgot.
Cole: How could you forget about your own sister?
Cho: Jay, go apologize to your sister!
Jay: No!
Cho: Apologize or I will burn your pudding cups!
Jay: Ugh, fine, sorry.....
Cho: Much better, anywho the first dare issssssssss.................
Jay must yeet himself off a building but he can't die.
Cho: I think that this is her revenge for you forgetting her.
Jay: I said sorry!
Cole: In a very irritated voice.
Jay: Still, it was some form of sorry!
Cho: We're wasting time here! Jay, go and yeet yourself off a building!
Nya: And wear your mask while doing so! I don't want you getting the virus!
Jay: Fine! But the jokes on her since I've always wanted to jump off a building like spider man.
Kai: So basically, you've always wanted to commit suicide?
Cho: *snaps fingers and Jay is on the building*
Jay: *deep breath* *Jumps off* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! *lands on his feet* I AM SPIDER-MAN!
Some random kid: Mommy, why did that man jump off a building and yell that he's Spiderman?
His mom: Just ignore him sweatheart.
-back at the monastary-
Jay: I wanna do it again!
Cho: Of course you can! But you're gonna have to pay your hospital bill.
Jay: Oh...
Nya: YOU FORGOT YOUR MASK!
Cole: All of this is making me hungry.
Cho: Lucky for you, for dare number two, you allowed to eat as much cake as you want!
Cole: Really!
Cho: Yup! The cakes are over there by the way *points to a 2356325733 wheeler* and if you run out, you can just tell me and you can get more!
Cole: THANK YOU thelightningninjasis!!! YOU ARE THE BEST!!! *Jumps into 2356325733 wheeler* I'M IN HEAVEN!!! *starts eating cake*
Lloyd: Aww he looks so happy in there!
Kai: I know right! It's so cute.
Cho: let's let have his moment with cake and move onto dare number three which is the last. Zane has to prank Pixal without her knowing.
Kai: Isn't that just what you're supposed to do in a prank?
Zane: No, I can't do that! Pixal and I tell each other everything! EVERYTHING!
Nya: They literally have a tradition of telling each other about their day before going to bed.
Lloyd: In very highly detailed way.
Zane: I will not do this!
Cho: Yes. You. Will! Cause if you don't you don't, I will cover the monastery in chocolate!
Zane: You wouldn't dare!
Cho: Oh yes I will! Now go and prank Pixal!
Zane: I am sorry Pixal, but it had to be done.
-later-
Pixal: *opens the fridge and toy snakes are thrown at her*
Pixal: Who did this?
Zane: I am sorry!!!
-back with everyone else-
Lloyd: SIMP! SIMP! SIMP!
Cho: You're the one who fell for candy.
Jay and Kai: SIMP! SIMP! SIMP! SIM-
Cho: Enough of this foolishness and onto the next dare which is from: My sister, hani (It's not her real name just her nickname)
Kai: You have sister?
Cho: Yeah, two of them.
Nya: And you never told us?
Jay: SHE FORGOT ABOUT HER SISTERS!
Cole: Says the one who forgot his own sister.
Cho: I never had the oopurtunity to tell you.
Jay: Oh..
Cho: Okay so my sister doesn't have a wattpad account sooo.. *snaps fingers and Hani is in the monastary*
Hani: WhEre aM I aNd wHy ArE yOu wRitIng mY diAlOgs thIs wAY?
Cho: Cause I want to. Now tell 'em your dare!
Hani: I dAre yOu tO Do a moNKey dAnCe oN ThE strEEt!
Cho: You heard that, now start dancing!
*the ninja are on the street* (WITH MASKS)
Cho: *plays dance monkey*
*ninja start dancing*
Jay: Ooh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah..... ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah....
Kai: OOH, OOH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AHHHHHHH
Lloyd: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.... ah....... ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.....
Ninja: *finish dancing*
Nearby people: *start clapping*
Cho: That's it for today truth or dare! Make sure to leave truths or dares for the ninja! Bye!
I don't know what I have done to myself but every time I listen to señorita.....
I think of Kai, singing and dancing to the song.
What has quarintine done to me?
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Quarantined (ninjago edition)
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