Pixal and the mailman (in slow motion): No!
Kai: *Breaks wall*
Jay: Wait a minute, what is that?
Nya: It looks like some sort of junkyard.
Jay: Junkyards do not look that dead.
Cole: It even smells dead.
Pixal: Quickly! Fix the wall before Tommy anderson comes!
Kai: Let's go in!
*everyone goes in*
Zane: Look a typewriter!
Pixal: Don't touch that!
Cole: *sees Jaya fanart* that's pretty neat.
Wu: *Comes out of nowhere* Show me the fanart!
Mailman: Stop touching things and get back in!
Tommy: What's going on here?
Pixal: Sir, I can-
Tommy: Hey, hey, hey! Stay back! I'm not looking forward to getting the corona! Now what were you gonna say?
Pixal: I-
Kai: Are you the guy that "created" all of us?
Tommy: Pixal and Steve (this is not the mailman's real name. I made it up)what is the meaning of this?!?!
Jay: The mailman's name is Steve?!?!
Cole: Yeah, What did you think it was?
Jay: I thought it was Mailman..
Mailman: We tried to stop them!
Pixal: They wouldn't listen!
Lloyd: We want answers!
Tommy: to what?
Lloyd: Are you my great grandfather?
Tommy: Not everyone important has to be related to you Lloyd.
Nya: Are we really cartoon characters?
Tommy: Of course you are! Why else do you think that they are a bunch of random people writing fanfics about you on the internet?
Lloyd: Thinking about the way my life is going, I'm surprised that I am a cartoon character.
Nya: Yeah, we'd be much better off in some angsty adult show.
Tommy: Agreed. Now Pixal, Steve you know what to do.
Zane: Are you going to do something bad?
Pixal: I am sorry Zane. *whacks everyone with a bat including Zane*
Ninja: *faints*
Mailman: *puts baby bottle with forgetting tea in it in the ninjas mouth*
Mailman: Lloyd. Let. Go! Too much of that tea is extremely dangerous!
Lloyd: (mumbles) nooo.....
Mailman: *yanks the bottle away*
Pixal: Well, time for me to fix the monastary.
-later-
Jay: What happened?
Kai: I had the strangest dream it was about all of us breaking the fourth wall.
Cole: I had one as well. Except I went to emo cake land.
Lloyd: You're not fourteen, Cole.
Pixal: (fastly) It was all a dream!
Nya: Okay?
Pixal: Also it's bedtime, good night!
Lloyd: I think she lost the screw.
Jay: Me and Nya are gonna have to work on that.
Zane: But aren't you going to tell me about your day?
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