(The ninja are having a sleepover in the living room cause why not)
Jay: When sleeping beauty fell asleep for a hundred years, how did she wake up with perfect hair and makeup?
Nya: I really want to know the answer to her secret.
Morro: Yeah, Nya looks like the bad witch from the wizard of Oz when she wakes up.
Kai: You're still living here!?!?
Lloyd: We ran out of materials to send him back and now he is living with us until quarintine is over.
Kai: *groans*
Jay: Barbie has more chemistry with her best friend than she has with whatever male interest she has.
Lloyd: I thought I was the only one who noticed that..
Morro: She's gay.
Cole: Why are you suddenly sharing 3am thoughts?
Jay: 3am thots?
Cole: 3am thoughts.
Wu: Are you all still talking? I thought I put you all to sleep an hour ago!
Lloyd: The bed time story didn't work.
Kai: That's cause sleeping beuty is lame.
Wu: Go back to sleep! I do not want to sing lullabies...
Jay: I am looking down cause I'm never gonna give you up. I am looking up cause I am never gonna let you down.
Cole: Did you just rickroll us?
Jay: Yes.
Nya: Not gonna lie. That was a very creative way to rickroll.
Lloyd: Im gonna use this now.
Jay: Why does ninjatube make sure all of their videos are kid friendly when they already have a seperate app for kids?
Lloyd: Ask that to the manager of ninjatube.
Morro: Excuse me, Are you a Karen?
Kai: I am ashamed, Lloyd. I did not raise you to be a Karen.
Zane: I believe that we should all to to sleep. It is three am now..
Morro: That's exactly why this chapter is called "3am thoughts".
Pixal: Stop breaking the fourth wall!
Lloyd: Chapter?
Cole: Fourth wall?
Pixal: Never mind...
Jay: I am suprised that none you made fun of my name.
Nya: I think Jay is a great name. There's nothing wrong with it.
Jay: My name is Jay walker.
Cole: You are arrested for Jay walking.
Jay: Dang it.
Kai: You shouldn't have given us the idea.
Misako: *Comes in with Wu behind her*
Wu: *pointing at the ninja* They weren't going to sleep no matter how hard I tried!
Misako: *deep breath* *Mama bear mode on* ALL OF YOU WILL GO TO BED RIGHT THIS INSTANCE, AND IF I HEAR A PEEP FROM YOU I WILL BEAT YOU ALL WITH WU'S BAMBOO STAFF. NOW SLEEP!
The ninja: *instantly asleep*
Lloyd: peep.
Misako: *triggered*
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Quarantined (ninjago edition)
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