Cho: Hello!
Zane: It still baffles me as to how you manage to enter the monastary when it has the most advanced security system in all of ninjago!
Cho: Don't question it. So anyway we got a whole lot more dares today!
Cho: Our first one is a truth for Kai from zanime453: Who do you see as an older brother? It can't be one of the ninja.
Kai: *without hesitation* Shrek.
Nya: Yessssss.
Jay: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Cole: Shrek is like a father to me, I love him like a son.
Lloyd: Who's the first spinjitsu master? Shrek is my real grandfather.
Zane: What's Shrek?
Pixal: You could've chosen anyone and you chose Shrek?
Kai: Yes, he gives WAY better advice than you guys.
Cho: Okay so next we have a dare for Jay from Colekessler1: You have to stand in a thunderstorm for an hour.
Jay: Well I'm the master of lightning so this should be easy!
Cho: Great cause there's a thunderstorm happening right now so you can outside and do your dare!
Jay: I'll be back in an hour!
Nya: He forgot his coat!
Cho: While he's out doing his dare, Why not do another one? So this dare is for Lloyd from Cupcakes_and_Candies and this is probably my favourite.
Cho: Lloyd come here.
Lloyd: O-Okay.
Cho:*Whispers dare to lloyd*
Lloyd: Woah heck no! I not doing that!
Kai: What does she want you to do?
Lloyd: She wants me to set my own uncle up for online dating!
Cho: Do it or else you will be force fed Cole's chilli and drowned in boiling chocolate!
Lloyd: Why is the world so cruel....
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Lloyd: Hey uncle wu....
Wu: Yes Lloyd?
Lloyd: Do you know about tinder?
Wu: Yes.
Lloyd: Okay so here's how it works...
-later-
Lloyd: Guys I think I created a monster...
Nya: What happened?
Lloyd: Well he met someone named Sofia and they're now texting like mad...
Cole: I don't even know how to feel about this....
Lloyd: And there going to meet...
Kai: When?
Lloyd: In a few hours...
Jay: I'm back! What did I miss?
Cole: *tells him what he missed*
Jay: I now regret asking...
-a few hours later-
Lloyd: Well that was awkward.
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