Here's a short chapter on sheakspear Jay cos why not?
Jay: *wears mideaval clothes*
Jay: *plays flute and dances into the room*
Jay: Let be known to those in this chamber that I would like to announce my presence!
Cole: What the hell are you wearing?!
Kai: An abomination that's what.
Nya: But unlike Kai, he looks good in everything. Including abominations.
Zane: Yo! Jay, I think that you are 'missing a screw'. Yo.
Jay: It have just realized that you are conversing in a strange way. Would you mind it if I ask why?
Pixal: He tried to act more like a teenager because he felt as though he was acting too old fashioned.
Zane: The pretty girl is right yo.
Lloyd: You're a litteral teenage human. You're acting just fine.
Kai: As long as you're not planning on becoming a cringy tik tokker.
Zane: no yo.
Pixal: Are you going to include 'yo' in everything you say?
Zane: Yes yo.
Jay: Dear companions! I have written this poem on this piece of paper for all of thou!
The paper:
'This poem'
-Jay walker
Harumi: WOW JAY!!! THAT'S A WONDERFUL POEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
L. Morro: Booooooo.
Murtessa: *yeets Morro*
Nya: *catches Morro and yeets Murtessa*
Kai: BOOOOOOO!
Murtessa: *yeets Kai*
Nya: I'll allow it.
Zane: That's wiggity wak yo.
Jay: Thank to thou all.
Samantha: He's been watching way too many sheakspear plays hasn't he?
Jay: Also I have written another paragraph of musical lyrics for one extremely Beautiful person who is present in this large cement box right now.
Murtessa: Thank yo-
Jay: Here's the work of lyrics Nya. *gives paper to Nya*
The paper:
Musical lyrics. Musical lyrics. Musical lyrics.
Musical lyrics. Musical lyrics. Musical lyrics.
Musical lyrics. Musical lyrics. Musical lyrics.
These are beautiful lyrics just like Nya Smith.
-Jay walker
Nya: This is a creative way to tell me that you think I'm pretty but I appreciate the creativity.
Nya: And thanks!
Jay: *bows* Thou welcome m'lady.
Zane: Aww yo.
Cole: I'm starting to like this Zane.
Murtessa: Ninja Jay! Do I get a poem!?
Jay: Absolutely!
Nya: *Grabs lamp*
Wu: You better not break that... *sips tea*
Jay: But it was written by a four year old cousin of mine named Gary. He wrote it because I Did not have the time.
Nya: *puts lamp down*
His poem:
Nea pretee.
J uglee.
Oll so Nea. I got a leg go deth star so yoo can bild it wit mi if yoo wunt.
Murtessa:.... thanks.
Cole: Be careful Jay. He's gonna take Nya away from you with his Lego death star.
Jay: I SHALL MAKE SURE THAT THOU PERISH GARY!!
L. Morro: Can also I play with his Lego death star?
Gary: No. Nya only.
L. Morro: Sump!
Zane: Actually yo, It is pronounced "Simp" not "Sump".
New headcanon: The entirety of the walker family adore Nya and they all greet her very enthusiastically every time she comes over for a visit. Some of them are more excited about Nya visting than Jay visiting. And Nya doesn't mind it one bit.
Byeeee.
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