Pepper Potts: Tony, is somebody there?
Tony steps out of his suit.
Tony Stark: Yeah, it's y/n.
Pepper Potts: Oh y/n hi!
y/n: Hi miss Potts.
Tony Stark: And Maya Hansen. Old botanist pal that I used to know, barely.
Tony moves towards Maya and speaks quietly.
Tony Stark: Please don't tell me that there is a twelve year-old kid waiting in the car that I've never met.
Maya Hansen: He's thirteen. And no, I need your help.
Tony Stark: What- what for? Why now?
Maya Hansen: Because I read the papers, and, frankly, I don't think you'll last the week.
Tony Stark: I'll be fine.
Pepper Potts: I'm sorry. With Happy in the hospital, I didn't know we were expecting guests.
Tony Stark: We weren't.
y/n: I hate to intrude but Nick told me to be here.
Tony Stark: You're fine kid.
Maya Hansen: No, I-
Pepper Potts: -And old girlfriends!
Tony Stark: She's not really.
Maya Hansen: No, not really. It... it was just one night.
Tony Stark: Yep.
Pepper Potts: That's how you did it, isn't it? Yep.
Tony Stark: It was a great night.
Pepper Potts: Well, you know...
Maya Hansen: Yeah.
Pepper Potts: You have saved yourself a world of pain.
Maya Hansen: I'm sure.
Tony Stark: What?
y/n and Pepper chuckle.
Pepper Potts: Trust me. We're going out of town.
Tony Stark: Okay, we've been through this. Nope.
Pepper Potts: Yep!
Tony Stark: The man says no. What do you say 'Civil Warrior'?
y/n: Nick told me to look after you, he never said how.
Pepper Potts: Immediately and indefinitely!
Tony Stark: Honey...
Maya Hansen: Great idea. Let's go.
y/n: Umm...
Tony Stark: I'm sorry. That's a terrible idea. Please don't touch her bags.
Pepper Potts: Tony, this is how normal people behave.
Tony Stark: I can't protect you out there. I challenged-
Maya and y/n notice the giant stuffed rabbit Tony had bought for Pepper.
y/n: -Is... is that normal?
Tony Stark: Yes, this is normal!
Pepper Potts: Sadly, that...is very normal.
Tony Stark: It's a big bunny, relax about it!
Pepper Potts: Calm down!
Tony Stark: I got this for you.
