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A/N: I know that Sirius wasn't actuallyin slughorn's but who gives a fuck 🙃✋

𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙋𝙊𝙑

" Yes it's tricky concoction, highly dangerous at that and even more so if put into the wrong hands! Can anyone tell me what it is? "

Sirius' hand shot up.

That's a change.

" Yes Mr Black? " Slughorn asked, a little surprised.

" It's amortentia, the most powerful love potion in the world. " He replied, smugly.

God help me.

" Correct! And can you tell me what's so special about this particular potion? "

" No one actually knows what it smells like 'cause it smells different to everyone based on who you love. "

" Well done Mr Black! 10 well deserved points to Gryffindor! And can you tell me what you smell, Sirius m'boy? "

Sirius walked over to the cauldron, glancing at Remus a surprising amount of times.

Well, I say he walked, he basically strutted over to it.

" I smell, chocolate, the library, chocolate chip cookies and old jumpers." I snorted.

Even a dead bitch could tell that he was talking about Remmy.

" Is something funny? Did I miss a funny thing, Mr Potter? "

" Nah sir, you're hair would have already been turned pink by now. "

" Well since you're so much interested why don't you tell everyone what you smell. "

I mentally shrugged and walked over.

I had absolutely no idea what it was going to smell like in all honesty.

T'was a mystery!

" Books, the quidditch pitch, coffee and cigarettes. " I said, half arsed.

" Very good James. " Slughorn congratulated.

∞ ϟ 9¾ ♔ ⚯͛ △⃒⃘ ➵ ♆

What colour is it?

What does it do?

What does it smell like?

What is it called?

Is it dangerous?

There's no way I'm doing that shit, yet I feel I'm going to have too.

Fuck this shit.

What colour is it?

̶I'̶m ̶c̶o̶l̶o̶u̶r ̶b̶l̶i̶n̶d ̶b̶i̶t̶c̶h I'm colour blind.

What does it do?

It's makes people fall in love with someone, hence the name.

What does it smell like?

I've already said therefore I feel no need to tell you again Sluggy!

What is it called?

A-M-O-R-T-E-N-T-I-A

Are you suffering from memory loss? Should I get Madam Pomfrey?

Is it dangerous?

It depends on what you use it for.

Boom, done.

" Everyone put your parchment on my desk and then you are dismissed! "

" 'KAY HORNY SLUG! " I heard Sirius shout from across the room.

" Very amusing Mr Black, now off you go. "

Like fuck was I going to hand my paper in, he had to get himself.

I don't listen to anyone.

Unless it's min-min obviously!

She's an icon.