When the jester gets mad

you morons!

The days went on and the Royals were making a name for themselves. The next year, everyone in Japan had heard of us.

We had gotten closer than any other villains. We had met many villains over the months, and the Royals were now considered the number one villains in Japan. It is so fucking awesome.

"Izuku I'm bored." Dabi told me. I rolled my eyes and sat up on the couch I was laying on. "Well what do you want to do?" I asked in a bored tone. He shrugged.

"What if we sneak into a building? We could steal some files to get more info on hero's." Toga suggested. My eyes lit up.

We had infiltrated some rich assholes office building for fun, when toga freaked. She started her squeaking jibber I sh until she was smacked by Dabi.

"What's the matter now moron? I asked. She squeaked. "This is endeavor's place!"

damn it. 

Damn it all. Im seriously regretting my life decisions. 

Why did i have to become friends with these idiots.

I could have done much better villainy if I wasn't with these morons.

"Well...fuck!" I cried quietly. We heard loud footsteps so we all jumped out the window like the badass bitches we are. Moments later we were running from a few dozen police officers and about twenty pros.

"YOU FUCKING FUCKTARDS! LOOK AT THE FU KING MESS WE'RE IN NOW!" i yelled. My heart was pounding in my chest, almost to the point i couldnt breath. Dabi sighed. "Jester, play the damn music already."

I smirked and started blasting HAHA by lil' darkie on my speakers. It had become my song over the years and everyone in Japan knew.

We fought for a while, accidentally killing few when they came too close for comfort. At the end the police circled us with a pro every few people. Endeavor stepped in front of us right when the music stopped.

I have to think quick, what to do what to do... how can I annoy him the most...

"Were here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people." endeavor boomed.

"Ninety two." I sighed. Here we go again!

"This has gone on for too long!...and now, you're going to pay!" he yelled again.

"Three hundred and fifty five." i said as i placed my hands on my hips.

"We are...we-...what's the hell are you-"

"No no go on, continue. Don't mind me.'' I started fixing my vest and tie.

"Annnd we are the ones who will stop you!"

"Ooh! Wow! Four hundred and nineteen!" I said, Toga and dabi laughing behind me. This was seriously getting old.

"That's-what the hell are you doing?"

"Oh sorry, it's a uh..little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so weirdly often. So i started making a mental list of how many times i've heard certain lines.'' I giggled. Toga was laughing even harder behind me.

"you ..you insane bastard." endeavor said slightly confused.

"One hundred and ninety." I told him with a straight face and monotone voice Toga and dabi had lost it at this point.

"Uh yeah? well uh.........were going to fuck your face!" endeavor yelled, trying to get me to stop counting.

"Oh hoho my! ... twelve."

Endeavor roared out in rage and we managed to get out of the way of his flames in time...but other police officers weren't so lucky.

I stopped for a moment to pay my respects and bowed in their direction. Endeavor is a bastard who doesn't care about anyone but himself...Dabi is a witness of his carelessness.

Then the bitches were back up in running. We were sprinting all over the place, trying to keep them off our tails. Hours later, we went back to the warehouse.

"Worst..fucking idea...in the history...of bad fucking ideas." I grunted as I plopped down on the couch. I buried my head in my hands and sighed.

"Hey come on izuku~chan! I thought it was pretty fun! And at least we're all together!" toga declared. I grumbled but nodded. She giggled and hugged me. I rolled my eyes and looked over at Dabi. he had his hands in his head and was sitting upright on the couch. 

Shit not again.

"Toga, go get some food, would you?" I asked. She nodded and went off to the kitchen and I sat beside dabi.

"Hey . i know it was hard seeing your dad again. But we both knew he was bound to come up again." i whispered to him. He nodded slightly and i hugged him. Even though he was a year old than me, i'm still the big brother in all situations.

"And hey look at it this way! Were a bunch of thirteen year olds, who have committed thousands of crimes, in just a year or so. And remember that face your old man made? It was priceless!" I smirked. He smirked back and after we ate dinner I went upstairs to my room.

As soon as I was inside I slid down beside the bed and buried my face in my hands. Was it enough for them? Are we going hungry because I can't afford shit? Do they feel comfortable around me?

Am i...bad to them?

I'm the one giving Dabi the bad thoughts again!

I'm a fuck-up.

I cried and cried into my hands until somebody opened the door. I gasped slightly and hung my head when dabi came in.

"Hey..what's the matter?" he asked. I shook my head.

"Come on cousin...please." he whispered, opening his arms for a hug. I dove into his arms, crying into his shoulder.

"I-im doubting myself again. I-i do have an idea though...what if we..open a cafe?" I asked. Dabi looked at me confused. "You want..us villains..to run a cafe?" he asked. I sighed. "Yes moron. It would give us a good cover for where we get our money. And we could take our angry energy out on dough. And we can use knives without it being called illegal." i explained.

"I'm sure Toga's on board now, so am i." he smiled. I smiled back and hugged him.

Maybe i'm not the big brother in every situation...

:) happy reading