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⭐ Know my OTP ⭐

Hello my lovely readers, I've returned from my little hiatus (Sorry if I left you all hanging)

So my family and cousins have left (which ngl I miss them) and also school was being an ass and decided to cram a lot of homework onto me.

But after all that, I'm back and to celebrate, I'm making this after seeing something like this on Wattpad somewhere.

So without further ado, let's dive into this.

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Names of my OTP

- Jonathan Joestar

- Dio Brando 

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Height Difference

Jonathan - 6,5

Dio - 6,5 (he'd be like 2cm shorter)

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Age Difference

Jonathan - 21

Dio - 21

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Gender

Both are male

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Sexuality

Jonathan - Everyone would think he's straight (but no one knows he's Bi except for his closest friends and Dio)

Dio - He's Bisexual (it's canon)

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Horny Level

Jonathan - Bold of you to assume the man would even think about sex (jk he does but he doesn't want his relationship to be about sex 100% of the time)

Dio - 100% (He's a bottom btw, shoot why tf would anyone think he's a top, the closest thing to being a top is being a power bottom)

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Awkwardness Level

Jonathan - 35% (doesn't like it when Dio's a butt to everyone like honey calm tf down these are my close friends)

Dio - 30% (hates how Jonathan always smiles at everything like Dio would probably shoot the sun down cause there can only be one sun and that sun is Jonathan goddammit)

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Jealousy Level

Jonathan - 15% (this boy would never get jealous like he trust's Dio with his life and he knows he'd never cheat on him)

Dio -  95% (I swear to go this man will go feral to ANYONE who even looks at Jonathan like he'll fight anyone)

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Who's most likely to be the big Spoon and little Spoon?

Jonathan - He's a Big ol Teddy Bear (like you can cuddle him, or he can cuddle you)

Dio - Bold of you to assume he's a cuddler (jk he's the little spoon and also likes when Jonathan holds him like a baby cause Dio's a little winey baby sometimes)

Who lends the clothes and who borrows the clothes?

Jonathan - A lot of times, Jonathan's clothes just disappear (yet he had the feeling that Dio knows where they are) 

Dio - The man just makes a nest out of Jonathan's 'stolen' clothes (like shirts, hoodies, and his pajamas like I think Dio has a scent kink)

Who uses Petnames and who doesn't?

Jonathan - Love, Sweetheart, Baby (those calm and cute pet names)

Dio - JoJo, Stupid Oaf, (those mean nicknames only a tsundere would use)

Who's more introverted/extroverted?

Jonathan - He's a big ray of Sunshine so he's WAY more extroverted

Dio - He's somewhat both introverted and Extroverted (but leans a little more on the introverted side)

Who shows more affection through words and who shows it more through actions?

Jonathan - This Dork shows his love in both ways cause he's just a big ray of sunshine who blessed us.

Dio - The way he shows his love is saying 'I hate you' and only JoJo knows he's trying to say 'I love you' .

Who confesses first and who waits for the other to confess?

Jonathan - He'd confess first but he'd be so scared and anxious of being rejected but hey he did it (honestly he has more confidence than me)

Dio - Will wait for confession since Jonathan makes it so obvious that he likes Dio. 

Who screams about the bugs and who squashes them with a shoe/buy swatter?

Jonathan - Captures the bug and sets it free. 

Dio -  Is used to bugs since he grew up in the slums.

Who drives the car and who can't drive for shit?

Jonathan - The careful driver who won't move the car unless he checks if  everyone in the car has there seatbelts on. Driving on the road, he's super cautious and aware of his surroundings.

Dio - The sidewalk is big enough, go. 

Who makes dinner and who can't cook for shit?

Jonathan - He's a good cook, all his meals will be made with so much love you'd probably have a heart attack from it.

Dio - Unhealthy eating schedule which includes skipping meals and only drinking liquor (thank god Jonathan always makes sure Dio eats his 3 meals every day, he'd probably spoon feed him like a baby if he meant he'd eat)

Who loves PDA and who hates PDA?

Jonathan - Loves PDA but if Dio doesn't want PDA, then Jonathan won't give PDA

Dio - Despises PDA because he gets embarrassed whenever Jonathan just holds his hand or hugs him out in public. 

Who's more overprotective and who's more chill going?

Jonathan - Super Chill (doesn't need to worry about people flirting with Dio since Dio's a feral animal who'll fight anyone)

Dio - Will fight anyone or anything if it means Jonathan's not giving Dio 24/7 attention and love.

Who has more relationship experience and who has NO relationship experience?

Jonathan - Was in a relationship with Erina but realized he had feeling with Dio so he broke up with Erina (There were no hard feelings and the 2 are still close friends)

Dio - Do 1 night stands count?