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the weird old-kid

i realized i dont know your name

yeah ik

what is it?

wouldn't you like to know weather boy

WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

noo its a vine

oh like drew gooden?

...yeah

ohh ik what vines are

this is why i still have doubts about u being an old person

I CAN PROVE I AM NOT AN OLD PERSON

ok then do it

"just do it"

is that also a vine?

uh... sure?

oh 

i searched it up - why is it nike?

it was from an ad

anyways i can prove it. wait ill be right back

ive never been this confused in my life. not even when my friend ate sand because anakin hated sand and she wanted it gone...

what? is she ok?

yeah she just had a bit of food poisoning

oh wait did u get the message?

yeah... wait what is this?

a gc duh

with who?

my friends. they can prove i am not old

what

BE NORMAL

are you saying im not normal?





sleepy bois + the 2 ts

the weird old-kid

GUYS THIS WOMAN THINKS IM AN OLD PERSON

unknown

Hi random person! I'm Toby!

the weird old-kid

NO YOU DON'T SAY YOUR NAME TOBY!

toby?

Oh sorry Tommy

the weird old-kid

NO SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME

unknown

tommy who is this

this is patrick

unknown

Hello, Patrick

the weird old-kid

no she is a random person. her name isn't patrick

how do you know? what if it is? are
you assuming my name isn't patrick?

the weird old-kid

No! ofc not

thats what i thought

unknown

do you like music?

hell yeah, who do you think i am?

unknown

i like her tommy

unknown

since when does tommy know girls?

the weird old-kid

girls love me

no they dont. also

who are you guys lol?

unknown

I am Technoblade, the one that types with proper grammar and spelling.

what a nerd.

nerdblade

Hey, that's my line.

lmao L

unknown

the one who likes music is Wilbur

and I am Philza

nicee and im assuming the person who revealed "tommy's" name is toby?

toby?

yup :D

i like da bee

bees hate me for some reason. i once fed them some pb and j and they stung me. i don't understand da way of da bee

dr phil(za)

no! you don't feed the bees bread!

well shoot like i knew that at the time.

wilbrr

i like her

everyone likes me

the weird old-kid

no one likes you.

everyone is a no one, so everyone loves me

nerdblade

I don't understand this psychology, but I am interested in it.

toby?

yes me too

the weird old-kid

Guys! Come one

dr phil(za)

sorry tommy. 

everyone loves me. i shall soon rise and rule the world AHAHHAA

toby?

...are you  ok maam?

no. i am suffering in history rn

so

no i am not. thank you toby. you are my new best friend

toby?

THANK YOU BEST FRIEND! HOPE YOU SURVIVE IN HISTORY!

THANK YOU TOBY


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