what if cinderella cooked instead of cleaning cinders and her name was mozzarella
i have no idea what happens in your mind.
but what if?
and the prince's name was cheddar and they were the royal cheese family.
why would his name be cheddar?
because? he could be a mouse that turned into a human from a curse. or maybe his family liked cheese so much that they named him cheddar
i hate cheddar. im more of a pepper jack person
i like any cheese tbh
i dont get why people dont like cheddar
its too cheesy
but its cheese??
yeah, but it tastes too cheesy
what?
woT
HEY YOU'RE BRITISH TOO
yeah so?
did i stutter?
your so mean woman
you're*
shut up woman
why do u call me woman
i mean
yes i understand that i am a woman
no need to remind me lmao
i call all women 'woman'
like you know any woman
HEY I KNOW ALL THE WOMAN
i bet you havent even held a woman's hand
IVE HELD ALL THE WOMAN'S HAND
that sounds so weird tf
NO
thats not what i meant
:/
OH CRAP I NEED TO GO EMPTY THE DISHWASHER
bye timone!
tf bye woman
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