Levi x Reader (ONE-SHOTS)

!Actor! Levi X !Actress! Reader (AU)

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‼️Warnings‼️

•Swearing

•Season 3 Spoilers

•OOC Levi

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Third Person POV

"Mr. Ackerman's here? Perfect, get him in dressing then bring him out so we can shoot." A producer talks through their headpiece, holding a clipboard. "He's brought the Mrs. as well." "Has he? Even better, get a second chair set up on the filming floor."

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"Right here?" A man asks as he walks in front of the camera and it's crew. "Yes, sir. Get comfortable and we'll adjust the camera." A woman behind the camera mentions, pointing to a monitor on a cart nearby. A college-aged boy then comes over to hook a microphone onto the sitting man's shirt, wiring everything up while the guest's partner joins them. "You look nice." He grins at her, turning his hand over so she can put her's on it. "Thanks, you look handsome but when don't you." She chuckles, taking a seat to his left. Once the kid is done putting a mic on him, he moves over to mic the other guest.

"We ready?" All is good and they begin rolling. "I'm Levi Ackerman and this is the WIRED Autocomplete Interview." The man in front of the camera greets, feeling a nudge on his arm. "And I'm here too?" Levi looks to his left with a playful smile. "Oh yeah, you're here. Hey." He turns back towards the camera while the other sighs. "I'm (f/n) (l/n)." She smiles innocently, squeezing his hand tightly, making his eyes go huge. The crew quietly chuckles as they cut into their intro.

"All right, we'll start with Levi." Someone comes over with a board that looks like Google's search layout. "Okay, what do we have today?" Levi takes the board, looking down at it. "Is Levi Ackerman..." He reads the top before peeling back the first question. "Is Levi Ackerman straight?" He looks over at (f/n) again then straight into the camera with a stoic face. "No. Next question." (F/n) gasps before laughing, quickly holding her left hand in front of the camera. "Yeah, okay, that's my fiancée." Levi chuckles, moving onto the next question. "Is Levi Ackerman French? No, I'm Levi." (F/n) could hardly keep herself together over his answers. "Is Levi Ackerman German? What'd I just say?" "You know, those are good questions. What are you?" (F/n) asks. "...See, even I don't know." "Should probably figure that out then." "Yeah."

Levi is handed a new board with a different prompt. "What... What is Levi Ackerman's height?" "Should we bring out the tape measure?" (F/n) suggests to which he shakes his head. "Every short person knows their inches. 5'3 and a half." "You added that extra half." (F/n) mentions before he goes to the next question. "What's Levi Ackerman's favorite color? Honey... I have something to tell you." "What?" The woman beside him meets his eyes, pretending to be serious like him. "I'm color blind." He whispers dramatically. "Oh my God..." She whispers back, putting a hand over her mouth. While Levi's still being dramatic he mouths "black" to the camera. "What's Levi Ackerman's zodiac sign? What the hell is that?" (F/n) chuckles and answers for him. "Honey, you're a Capricorn, remember?" "I told you I've never dressed as a Capri Sun for Halloween, it was Kool-Aid." "Jesus-" "What's Levi Ackerman's middle name? It's a secret." "Kenneth-" "Shut." Levi interrupts her back. "What does Levi Ackerman do for a living? Well when I'm not acting, I co-own a small tea business with Erwin Smith. It's pretty good, you wouldn't know."

Levi is handed one last board before it's (f/n)'s turn. "Does Levi Ackerman... have a sister? Nope, only child just like in the show. Does Levi Ackerman have a love interest?" Again, Levi looks at (f/n) before answering. "No." (F/n) dramatically leans back in her chair like she's dead. "Does Levi Ackerman have a kid..........?" He asks slowly, turning to once again make eye contact with his fiancée. "(Nickname)...?" He whispers. "No, Levi." She whispers back. "Okay." Sitting up straight, he continues. "Does Levi Ackerman speak French? Bien... j'ai étudié un peu de français quand j'étais à l'école. Mais, non, je ne parle pas français." "Wow... no, not an ounce of French. He's only an English speaker." "Yeah, exactly." The two of them laugh at their sarcasm.

"Is it my turn? Oo exciting!" (F/n) smiles as she takes the board. "Is (f/n) (l/n)... in My Hero Academia? Nope! I'm just an extra on Attack on Titan and I'm working on a few other secret projects." She grins, pulling back the next question. "Is (f/n) (l/n) married?" "No, she's divorced." Levi says with a straight face. "Right, I just like to wear my ring to feel like that bitch." "Wait let me see it again," Levi mumbles, reaching for her hand. (F/n) gives him her hand which he inspects her engagement ring. "I did good." He compliments himself which (f/n) rolls her eyes at. "Is (f/n) (l/n) still... alive?" She raises an eyebrow, Levi can't help but laugh a little. "Baby, how come you didn't tell me? We promised no more secrets..." He whispers. "Shut up."

"To the what's board," She gets passed the next set of questions. "What is... (f/n) (l/n)'s TikTok? Oh geez, it's (TikTok name). It's mostly me annoying Levi on the daily." "You got that right." Levi sighs, patting her thigh. What is (f/n) (l/n)'s zodiac sign? Levi, care to answer?" The man thinks for a moment, not having a clue. "I don't know, lobster?" (F/n) laughs, shaking her head. "I'm a(n) (zodiac sign)! Wait, are we even compatible? That's a question for next time." Levi is more than confused at this point. "What is (f/n) (l/n) doing now?" The two of them look around the studio. "No clue what she's doing, I don't know her."

"Does (f/n) (l/n) have tattoos? Yes/no, I do(n't)." "Get one of my face?" Levi asks. "Not happening." She laughs, peeling another paper strip off. "Does (f/n) (l/n) appear in season four? You'll just have to keep an eye out, I guess." She grins, Levi shrugs. "Does (f/n) (l/n) act? No, I just break into filming studios and walk around." She shakes her head, laughing after.

"Is that it? Darn, those were fun." (F/n) pouts. "That concludes WIRED Autocomplete. Finally." Levi sighs, making her agree after. "Yeah, no, that took forever, can we leave?" She chuckles.

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Genuinely was NOT planning on posting a one-shot chapter today tbh LMAO especially this one, I got this idea in the middle of the night a few days ago oops

I have a lot of drafts actually but it's a matter of when I get real motivation to continue writing them! I'm also working on a recent request but that'll take some time, again motivation.

And some good news!!!! Next week is technically my last week of school for the semester but I've been working on next week's assignments now since it's not much so I don't have to do them next week! (Family is coming to visit so I don't want to have to do homework while they're here lol) Anyway, hopefully, I'll be done with school at the end of this week instead!

That's all for now! I hope y'all have a wonderful day or night!

~AlpineBreadStick