I'm only posting here cuz y'all horny asses only check out this book.
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"So chocolate ice cream or vanilla ice cream?" Tanjirou asked, laying in Zenitsus lap.
"Um, I don't really like ice cream..?" Zenitsu mumbled, a small awkward giggle following after that. He knows what's gonna happen and how this guy is ginna react and it's not gonna be pretty.
"What."
"Oh boy, here we go..." Zenitsu averted his eyes from the other. Tanjirou shot up and out of the other lap.
"Get on the bed."
"What-"
"GET ON THE BED." Zenitsu puffed up his cheeks and slowly got up to sit on their arguably uncomfortable bed. Like really, everyone who's ever slept on it complained that it was either too hard or soft enough that it can suck you in and never let you out.
"Why don't you like ice cream?" Zenitsu shivered, Tanjirous frown only deepened as time went on.
"Boku no Pico...I told you so please don't hurt me!" Tanjirou let out a sigh, he walked out of the room while Zenitsu scouted the place for some sort of escape route. Maybe then he'll get to see the light of day tommorrow. After some time, Tanjirou came back with two cups filled with mint and chocolate ice cream.
"Take it."
Zenitsu raised an eyebrow suspiciously, before reluctantly accepting the gift. He didn't eat it and neither did Tanjirou. He just sat there, watching him patiently, waiting for him to take a bite.
"Uh." Zenitsus pupils bounced around the room, more specifically everywhere Tanjirou wasn't.
"You gonna eat..or?"
"Are you gonna eat?" Tanjirou narrowed his eyes. Forcing someone to eat something wasn't in character for Tanjirou, so this was rather odd.
"Well uh-"
"It's starting to melt." Tanjirou cut him off mid sentence.
"Oop."
"It's on ur arm now."
"I know where this is heading." Zenitsu sighed. He was more relieved it didn't rurn out like the Boku no Pico situation where he'd have to lick it off the other, or something, idk dude don't ask me I don't fucking do chemistry.
"I lik ur arm plz 👉🏼👈🏼😳"
"Weirdchamp." Zenitsu said.
"Fine doe." Zenitsu put the ice cream somewhere or something idk maybe he could put it on Tanjirous dick later so he could get frost bite haha that'd be funny.
So uh long story short Zenitsus arm gets lick hahaha we all know where rhis is going should skip the smut scene?
Tanjirou kisses his forehead.
"Awe, I can't stay mad at you." Zenitsu raised a brow at the sudden change of heart, but if it meant his ass wouldn't be permanently destroyed he'd accept anything at this point lol.
"You're too cute."
":("
">:(" Zenitsu frowned, cute this, cute that. WHAT ABOUT BADASS ZENITSU!?!?!?111!1!!?1?,12?? 💪😤
For some reason idk plot confidence Tanjirou kiss the other boys neck and he moaned cuz why not.
"Wait were still doing this?" He asked, Tanjirou nodded profoundly. Zenitsu shrugged in response.
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