BRUH I SEARCHED THIS SHIT UP ONE TIME, ONE TIME AND NOW SHIT LIKE "SYNONYMS FOR TESTICALS" ARE SHOWING UP OMNGMFKOFGG
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Zenitsu was walking around aimlessly in a crop top and shorts, with his phone in hand. He was texting Tanji even though they were in the same fucking house.
"Hehe Tanji is fun."
All of a sudden he stopped walking, he felt a sharp pain in his big toe and fell to the floor.
Tanjirou heard from upstairs.
"Zenitsu!?" He heard Zen whining and complaining.
He went over to hug Zens curled up body.
"Sweetie are you okay?" He asked. Zenitsu shook his head rapidly.
"Don't worry the pain will leave."
He kissed his forehead.
"Mmm" Zenitsu whined and clutched Tanjirous chest. Tanjirou picked him up and brought him to his bed.
He put him down and sat beside him.
"Are you okay now baby?"
"Nuh-uh!" He whined again.
"Oki I give you kissy." Tanjirou leaned in and pecked him on the lips. Not long after this little peck turned into a full on kiss.
Zenitsu tugged on Tanjirous shirt. Tanjirou noticed and let go.
"I want another kissy plz 👉🏻👈🏻😳" Zenitsu said
"K bb."
Tanjirou kisses him again, he tried not to get too carried away but ultimately failed after Zenitsu broke free and told him this.
"Fuck me daddy úwù."
Tanjirou pushed his hard against the soft bedsheets and roughly strips him of his shirt and dignity.
"Tanji-"
Tanji pulls out his own Johnson sjdnrkjj, then rips off Zenitsus shorts.
He put Zenitsu on his stomach.
"Grab a pillow." Tanjirou recommended, and so Zenitsu did.
He nodded slowly.
Tanjirou put his Johnson inside of Zenitsu.
"NHM~" Zenitsu moaned loudly into his pillow. Tanjirou bit the back of his neck.
He grabbed Zenitsu waists and lifted him up a bit.
Tanjirou thrusted surprisingly fast.
"Ah~ Tanjirou~~"
"Don't complain to me, you asked for this."
Zenitsu narrowed his eyes.
"I- I meant go faster, gi-give me more 😳👉🏻👈🏻" Tanjirou just replied with a simple smile.
Then a barrage of thrusts.
"Oh, Tanjirou~! Ah~" Zenitsu cried on his pillow.
Tanjirou sunk down to his back, he licked and sucked on it.
He made it his ultimate goal to leave literally no spots clean.
Tanjirou wrapped his arms around his chest and finished, a shock to Zenisu since he was never warned.
It didn't matter anyways now since he was half asleep.
~♡
Zenitsu slowly opened his eyes.
"Bruh am I in heaven?" He asked himself.
Tanjirou stared up at him.
"Good Mornin darling." Zenitsu stared up at him for atleast half a minute.
"Are you my.....are you my guardian angel.....?" His eyes widened.
"W-What? No Zenitsu im your boyfriend."
Zenitsu eyes sparkled.
"Guardian angel boyfriend?"
"Whatever, does your toe hurt anymore?" Tanjirou asked.
"Nope, but my ass does."
Tanjirou sighs.
"Figures."
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I'm sorry not sorry I had too for research purposes.
Huehuehue I need to get this to 500 words cause 4 is bad luck oh look here we are okay 500 words today word count time.
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