Mikannie one-shots

The Day You Fucking Die

(Another music-writing story with excessive use of ten word "fuck"!)

Mikasa strummed a bit on her guitar, testing out chords.

"I have the melody, but I just can't think of good lyrics!" Annie exclaimed in frustration.

"Well, what do you want to write about?" Mikasa asked.

Annie just shrugged. Mikasa pulled out a notepad and a pen, setting down her guitar.

"Okay, what are you feeling, right now?"
"Um I don't know, frustrated, angry?"
"Okay, what's something you hate?"
"Um I don't know? Roman mythology, Henry VIII, how crayola caps don't fit the ink colors, lemonade Oreos, when there isn't enough paneer in your saag paneer- no this is so stupid!"

Annie flopped down face-first on her bed in frustration.

"Hey it's okay, this is fine. Here why don't you think about those things, sing about them?"

Annie groaned and started singing out along with the upbeat melody she had thought of.

"You taste like lemon scented cleaning fluid,
You just won't match the cap
You have a gross amount of talk about virginity with 12 year old girls,
To whoever designed any of you....
I hope you fucking die."

Annie drowned out, suddenly shooting up a few moments later.

"I hope you fucking die
I hope you fucking die                                                                                                                                    I'd love to witness the great day, you finally fucking die"

'Great start.' Mikasa thought.

"I wanna be the cause of death
I wanna be, the reason you're dead
I just can't wait til the day you ducking die

Finally
I'll be happy
The day you fucking die

I'll pray to God, you go to hell
Wish on the stars, you're miserable
I can't wait for the day you finally, fucking die

I'll wear yellow to your funeral
I'll play disco at your burial
I'll be laughing through my eulogy
I'll make sure you get down in the ground where you should be

I'll take a picture of your corpse
I'll rip it up, no remorse
I just can't wait for the day, you fucking die

I'll feed your chum
To the swine
I'll tear up your dreams
Like you did mine
I'll make sure you pay
With your life"

'Geez do lemonade Oreos really hurt her that much?'

"When you die
I'll steal your jewels
I won't hold back
I'll be cruel
And I'll be smiling
Cause this day rules

I just can't wait til the day you fucking die
No I just can't wait til the day you fucking die"

"Well? What do you think?" Annie asked grumpily.

Mikasa paused for a moment to ponder that.

"I think you should change 'I'll tear up your dreams' to 'I'll chop off your head'. And I think we should rearrange your placement. But I LOVE it. Also, is this a subtle way of tell me you want to fuck-"

"-ing die? Yes."

"Okay well that's concerning but not what I meant."

Annie grinned, wrapping her arms around Mikasa's neck and straddling her lap.

"Yeah yeah, I know what you meant, shut up."