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Y/n : Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes. Dio: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH BLOOD. Y/n : 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
Y/n : Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment! Dio: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Y/n : You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Dio: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. Y/n : but what's the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Dio: Y/n , they...they weren't always orphans. Y/n :
Y/n : I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Dio: Only if you also don't ask why Dio: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick. Y/n : Dio: Y/n : This one is fine
Y/n : Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Dio: You mean literally or figuratively? Y/n : Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
DIO: What's up guys? I'm back. Y/n : What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die. DIO: Death is a social construct.
Dio: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Y/n : I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away. Dio: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.
Y/n : Dio, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Dio: Well of course I have. Dio: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Dio: It's boring.
Y/n : What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Kiryu: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Majima : Smad.
Y/n : You have to apologize to Kiryu Majima : Fine. Majima : 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
Y/n : Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Kiryu: You're a hazard to society Majima : And a coward. DO TWENTY.
Y/n : Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Kiryu? Kiryu: ... No. Majima : I do! Y/n : I know, Majima . Majima : I'm sad! Y/n : I know, Majima .
*The group is getting into the car* Y/n : I'm driving. Kiryu, out of view: Shotgun! Majima , turning to face Kiryu: Aww! But you had it on the way here- Everyone except Kiryu: WOAH- Kiryu, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
Y/n : We need a distraction. Kiryu: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Majima , whispering: My time has come
Y/n: yeah Im bisexual and ace plus I use they/them pronouns Asshole: none of tho- Majima and Kiryu looming behind y/n glaring at the asshole while holding up weapons:....... Asshole: I-I'm just gonna leave
Y/n : Dio, I'm sad. Dio: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay. Jonathan : Speedwagon , I'm sad. Speedwagon , nodding: mood.
Speedwagon: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys. Jonathan : No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap! Dio : Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!! Y/n : Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting. Speedwagon: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.
Y/n : *Gently taps table* Dio: *Taps back* Jonathan : What are they doing? Speedwagon : Morse code. Y/n : *Aggressively taps table* Dio: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Y/n : On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Y/n and Dio, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Jonathan : Our turn, Speedwagon ! One, two, three- vanilla! Speedwagon , deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Y/n : Shit. Baron : Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Jonathan : OH MY GOD SPEEDWAGON FELL OFF!!!
Y/n : Wake me up... Jonathan: Before you go go! Speedwagon: When September ends... Dio: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
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