Yuuji Itadori
-Motherfucking panic
-"Hey Y/N--OH MY GOD YOU ARE CRYING!!! WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!?!"
-Rushing around the room for stuff to comfort you with
-zoom zoom, where are the blankets?
-zoom, where are the tissues
-Speed runs fucking hot coco that tastes like heaven
-and you thought he was sweet when you guys hung out?
-oh nonono
-You'll get diabetes out of this one when you're sad my dude
-"Here, have my hugs. Have my attention. Have my fucking time. My marshmallow needs all the love and attention she needs until she's happy again."
-I-- the amount of serotonin in this dude is just.... *screams into the void*
Megumi Fushigirou
-So this guy panics internally.
-He's never had anyone comfort him so he's obviously shit at it
-Nevertheless, he tried
-He carefully just walked up to you and pats your head and back
-"It's okay I'm here, tell me what happened? Tell me why you're sad. I'll listen."
-He acts as a good therapist not gonna lie
-Doggos :D
Nobara Kugasaki
-Oh
-"WHO DARES MAKE MY BEST FRIEND CRY!!! I WILL SHOW NO MERCY!!!!"
-Stomps out of the room with her hammer and nails and hunts them down
-There is no stopping her
-So whoever made you cry
-They're fucked
-In a bad way
-RIP
-She comes back and spoils you in cuddles and make-up
Maki Zenin
-Guaranteed death to those who have saddened you
-Yeah, also her
-"Tell me who made you sad, they'll die the worst death possible just for you :)."
-Mai also joins the party, because not even Mai will stand to see you cry
-She comes back after killing them, bringing some of your favorite food before you
-Then cuddles and sleep
Toge Inumaki
-Haha, they're fucked
-"Where? Lemme talk to them :) I swear I won't kill them."
-This boi gives me those passive aggressive vibes
-Cuddles you and comforts you first
-You're his priority so unless you laugh or smile he won't leave
-If that doesn't satisfy you, wait until he gets to the good stuff
-good stuff I mean--
-"Punch yourself." Toge said as your enemy just punches themselves in the face
-"Again."
Yuuta Okkotsu
-"Hey hey don't cry. I'll come over there okay? I'll make you happy."
-He is true to his word in this one actually
-Like damn, he went across the fucking world to comfort you
-And sent his shinkigami to haunt the person who made you sad
-"It's okay baby, I'm here."
Gojo Satorou
-He doesn't know what to do at first
-He tries to tickle you, tease you but it got worse?
-He honestly tries to cheer you up as if you're a kid
-That doesn't work out too well
-So he just makes some sweets put you in a blanket and cuddle you
-"Wanna watch a movie?" He asks, and always puts on a comedy. No exceptions
-After you're asleep though
-Haha, your enemies better run if they can
Geto Suguru
-He doesn't know either
-But he's not childish about it
-"Hey, wanna go out for a bite? We can talk about it there."
-After eating he leads you to where your enemy is an
-"So, wanna beat 'em up? Them made you sad right?"
-*insert sparkling doom face*
-Haha, they're fucked
Nanami Kento
-He knows as soon as he enters the room
-It doesn't take your crying face to make him move
-Makes some food, plays some calming music, wraps you in a blankets and hugs you
-"Rough day my dear? I'll try to make it up for you."
-Comfort mode activated
-He'll get off work just to comfort you
-Hugs, kisses and just some calm time
-And expect your aggressor to be dead at that point beyond
Junpei Yoshino
-Boy go panic mode
-"WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!?! DID THE GHOSTS HURT YOU!??! DID MY BULLIES GET TO YOU AND DID SOMETHING?!?!"
-But after seeing you teared up face he knows that you just need his company
-"Hey it's fine. I'm here. I won't go anywhere."
-Hugs, kisses and movies
-He can't really do anything much to defend you because he's not to confident with his skills alone, so he accompanies you from then on, not leaving an eye off you
Ryoumen Sukuna
-They're fucking dead man, it's so obvious
-Brings the damn corpse and shows it to you
-"So, what do you wanna do with it?"
-He'll do whatever you say at that point because he wants to see his beloved happy
-Getting cruel king-beloved queen vibes
-"Who dares sadden my beloved? They shall suffer my wrath ten fold."
-He can't really comfort you directly because he's not to good with that at all
-The last time he tried was....pathetic at best
-He just tossed you a blanket and left to kill the bastard
-But he gets better at it eventually, usually giving you a hug, a kiss and an eyeball
