(I'm hooked on Genshin Impact bc I want Baal so badly. But here, have this for now.)
Yuuji Itadori
-you would lose him constantly
-same Adventure Rank as you, so technically not a carry
-would be a pyro maniac for some reason
-" (Y/N) WAIT I NEED TO HEAL!" *dies*
-kills birds on sight, and in front of Timmie
-plays Diluc, Hu Tao, Klee and Bennet
-wants Yoimiya but got C5 Diluc instead
-plays Klee when Nanami's online, plays Hu Tao with the rest
Megumi Fushigirou
-lower rank than you, but raised his World Level so high, he might as well be AR 56 already
-keeps dying from Wolf Boss, Andrius.
-all 4 stars in his party, because he doesn't know how to build Diluc, even if he tried
-plays cryo, hydro and electro because he likes to suffer
-"You need help over there? Should I heal you now?"
-Support main
-plays Diona, Razor and Baal
-"Go Booba Archon!!!"
-plays mobile, because Gojo doesn't wanna give him a PC
Nobara Kugasaki
-simps for every female character in the game (except the children of course)
-is a whale (obviously)
-AR 52, because she focuses more on the characters than on the adventuring
-mains the 4 mommies; Ningguang, Jean, Beidou and Lisa
-her Ningguang is the scariest though, can 1 shot a Childe
-no specific element, because she plays characters she likes
-has 3 to 6 constellations for everyone
-"Well, looks like I'm broke now. At least I got C6 Ganyu."
-Those Jean mains that shove people off the edge lol.
Maki Zenin
-the only one who plays Spiral Abyss
-AR 55, but left the character quests aside because it takes up her time
-mainly plays Anemo and Geo Characters
-"You need shield? Here, I'll do my Alt after yours, okay?"
-Brings Zhongli and Ningguang in co-op
-Loves the attention of everyone simping over her characters and actually gets into character and role plays.
Toge Inumaki
-he's one of those one-shot dps mains
-he's a dolphin (doesn't spend more than 100+ currency in the game)
-his Childe is scarier than the domain Childe itself.
-"TOGE YOU JUST HIT 500K ON THAT ULT WTF"
-"Shake shake! (Nice, new record)"
-basically carries you, even if you're a higher AR than him
-brings Bennet with Childe ALWAYS
-cries in no Albedo, Xiao and Hu Tao
-laughs in one shot Childe
Yuuta Okkotsu
-Low AR, just started like 3 weeks ago
-He's catching up real fast though, he's already unlocked all of Inazuma
-"Sorry can't play with you yet. I have to finish this world quest."
-plays with the starter characters of the game.
-helps you with new events
-has the most primogems than ANYONE
-But when he rolled, all hell broke lose
-He got Ayaka, Yoimiya, Qiqi and Sayu and he just destroyed Teyvat
Gojo Satorou
-A FUCKING WHALE JESUS
-He has a whole credit card for just Genshin spending
-Has all the 5 stars
-Haha, except for Zhongli, Albedo, Xiao and Ganyu.
-all his characters have complete constellations.
-"Don't worry, I got this!" *dies in one shot Oceanid*
-mains Venti, Childe and Kaeye because gae
-probably also a streamer
Geto Suguru
-one of the oldest players
-probably played Beta even, but who knows
-"Wonder when Baizhu or Scaramouche will be out."
-mostly goes treasure hunting and quests
-plays alone majority of the time.
-one shot genius as well.
-"GETO WHAT DAMAGE IS THAT?!?"
-"Idk how i did that, but holy hell."
-Diluc and Xiao main. No reason why, just a feeling
Nanami Kento
-He has no idea why he's playing
-"This is a waste of time..."
-*proceeds to play with you and Yuuji*
-*logs off when Gojo's online*
-a claymore main, mostly plays Eula because he likes her attack pattern
-why are you still running on the Berserker set?!?!
-wants to enjoy the scenery, so he takes things real slow.
Junpei Yoshino
-this boy loves Hu Tao more than you :P
-knows the voice lines of every character
-Hu Tao one shot player of course
-Plays with Yuuji more than he plays with you
-"Babe heal please. Hu Tao's on 1 HP. H E L P."
-always the player that dies by accident.
Ryoumen Sukuna
-if he was given the chance
-will play the character based on their views STRICTLY
-A Baal main who gave her a physical damage spear instead of an energy recharge because *aesthetic* (and no primos for her weapon)
-"Baal looks way better in this spear, it also reminds me of my own. What do you mean I'm self-projecting? I AM NOT!!"
-Strictly plays Baal, Zhongli, Xingqui and Hu Tao
-He will kill you in Genshin, I don't know how.
-"Sukuna did you just kill me with Hu Tao?!"
-"Yes, there a problem?"
Kamo Noritoshi
-He's waiting for Sumeru
-B R U H
-HE STARTED 5 MONTHS AGO AND HE ALREADY FINISHED THE QUESTS
-but not the puzzle quests :D
-carries you in domains, you carry him in treasure hunting and quests
-"HOW IS THERE A CHEST HERE!?"
(ran out of ideas, busy playing genshin and has not editted the PE video yet - Author)
