Some simple terms:
-Huy (Oi or Hey)
-Kuya (Older Brother)
-Ate (Older Sister)
Yuuji Itadori
-"What's that called? Looks so delicious...."
-Will asks relatives about the recipe no cap.
-Brings food as well
-"Y/N, I'm so jealous of you. I wish your father was like Yuuji."
-Your female elders are so jealous of you because they personally like Yuuji
-as for the male relatives...
-"HOY KUYA YUUJI!! LARARO TAYO NG VALORANT! (Hey, Big Brother Yuuji! Let's play Valorant!)"
-They love him.
-"Hey, you know how to fix a motor?"
-"Uhh... No?"
-"Okay, follow me. I will teach you."
-Your male elders would teach him how to fix cars or motors.
Megumi Fushigirou
-wants your cousins' pets
-"Why do you have so many pets?"
-Loves your chickens, for some reason
-"Can I keep him? Please?"
-Shocked to witness your mom cook the very same chicken right in front of your eyes
-Very anti-social
-To the point at the end he doesn't end up talking to anyone
-Will talk to whoever gave the pets
-"What breed is he?"
-"Oh, he's a Siberian Mix, I forgot which other breed.
-And
-"Hi Megumi, you're so handsome~!"
-Your cousins would try to make a move lol
Nobara Kugasaki
-Very jelly cousins
-"SHE LOOKS LIKE A K-POP STAR WTF."
-"Reminds me of (insert K-pop star)."
-"Huy, what's your skin care routine? Pwede ba imo share (Can you share)?"
-The children are scared of her
-Hoards the dessert ahahahh
-"Whatever this is, I'm bringing this to Tokyo."
-"We can make this at home, it's tofu and syrup (Taho)."
-Mother would compare you to her
-"HEY! THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL AND YOU KNOW IT BITCH!!" She'd yell
-Short because Kugisaki can't calm her tits and will eventually start drama
Maki Zenin
-the male family members want her and are scared of her.
-Mom thinks she's a thug or smth
-Until they learn she's a martial artist
-"OH?? Wanna spar?" Your uncle's words and he's an arnis master
-Casual and pretty cool fiesta
-Loves the adobo and the Bangus (fish, basically)
-would help get the ingredients of the food (catch the chicken or the fish)
-Confused why no one's using chopsticks and only hands, but understands later on
-"Why hands? Oh... Makes sense. *proceeds to eat using her bare hands*
Toge Inumaki
-*staring contest with younger siblings/cousins*
-Gets along well with them
-Older relatives are confused
-"Is he mentally disabled or something? No? Ah..."
-Would get along with the deaf/ mute kid in your family
-Loves the fruit salad and would die for it
-*Toge has added a new word to his vocabulary*
-"Are you enjoying Toge?"
-"Fruit Salad!"
-"PFTTT"
-He'll be the make-up dummy of your sisters or cousins
Yuuta Okkotsu
-"Do you have a degree? You look like you have one."
-*visible confusion*
-The younger boys would wanna play with his katana
-"Hey, where's my katana Y/N?"
-"Oh shit.. *runs outside to see younger siblings playing with it*"
-Practically a baby sitter to the younglings
-Mom will spoil him.
-"Oh you handsome boy, here have some more barbecue and puso (rice)."
-Dad will act like he's his son.
-"Oi stop stealing Kuya Yuuta's sword okay? Dangerous."
Gojo Satorou
-The ladies be falling for this guy but if they had exs
-"He's a fuck boy, you know that right?"
-Will flirt with your ates and kuyas (if they kinda look like Geto ngl)
-And bully your younger siblings
-Your uncles will teach him how to drink
-"SIGE NA GOJO! INUM NA TA!!" (Come on Gojo, let's drink!)
-Will be a black out drunk
-Made fun of by the rest of the family for being a light weight.
-And
-"IS THAT KID DRINKING SAN MIGUEL!?!? HE'S FUCKING 10!!"
-The said kid just laughs and drinks the San Miguel (which had water inside instead of beer)
Geto Suguru (Before Gojo Fall Out)
-"Does he have eyes?"
-Your emo siblings wants to stalk them but you made it clear not to
-*weird stares from relatives*
-*breaks the silence by making a stupid joke*
-*everyone laughs along*
-"Spicy? Don't mind if I do." *dips food in spicy sauce*
-*chokes in spicy*
-older sister be jealous of that hair (same)
-"What's your conditioner? Ya... Bring some next time ha."
-*smiles in pasalubong*
-Yeah, mom and dad gave him all the Filipino treats to bring home
-He's laughing like crazy because he knows he won't share with Gojo
Nanami Kento
-Your single mother relatives want him
-"A businessman? Wow, not only handsome, very smart too."
-Mom and dad adore him, like the older brother you never had
-He's a foodie (canon) and he's having fun with it
-"This is so good love. Can you make this at home?"
-He didn't know what to bring so he brought sake
-Gave it to your relatives and they want more
-"I should've brought more sake. They seem to love it so much."
-If drunk enough, he'd be singing karaoke with your uncles
-"BUT IIIIIIIIIIIIIII CANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HELP FALLING IN LOOOOOOOOOOOVE WITHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU."
-Had so much fun in over years he wants to stay
-If your fiesta was held in the beach he's chilling on the sand with you with a bottle of San Miguel beer.
Junpei Yoshino
-He's gonna have a heart attack with all the social energy your relatives have
-"I can't breathe. Too much people."
-Loves the sweets no doubt, especially the coconut ones
-"I'm taking these home for mom."
-Your parents will give him wine for his mom
-So happy he forgot about being bullied
-SPOILT TO THE CORE CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE
-"Then... there was a scary scary monster that popped out of nowhere and killed the bullies! WHA!!"
-tells scary stories to the cousins
-also really interested with horror stories from your elders
Ryoumen Sukuna
-"This is pig's blood? Okay. *drinks the bowl of dinuguan (cooked pig's blood)*"
-Everyone is scared of him ngl
-except your male siblings or relatives
-"KUYA WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE TATTOOS?! SO COOL, CAN YOU DO MINE?!"
-Casually jokes about taboo shit on religion and dark humor
-the cousins understand it just not the elders...
-Your grandma be grabbing the crucifix off the altar while your mom is holding holy water
-if you have a pet cat, he's stealing it home
-if not, well he's bullying your younger relatives
-"ATE!! KUYA SUKUNA SCARED ME!!"
-"BULAGA!!" (boo! in filipino)
-"EEEKKK!!! ATEEEEEE!!!"
-Dad approves?
-"You know how to fix a car?"
-"No, but I can break a guy's back in half."
-"Good. I need someone to protect my girl."
