When You Simp For Someone Else XD

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Yuuji Itadori

-he's lowkey jealous
-but he also probably likes the person you simp for as well
-for example, Fushigirou XD
-"Yeah, he may be a flat ass but damn he's fucking tall. Slender too."
-gossips about them with you as well
-"Nobara and Maki are really pretty too, but they're kinda scary..."
-he's not really gonna act on it, because he knows you're loyal to him :D

Megumi Fushigirou

-he growled XD
-"You think our sensei's hot?! Get your mind out of the gutter he's our teacher!"
-he's honest about his view on the person you simp for
-"Itadori's not all the bad, but he's kind of naiive."
-He likes to shut down the conversation about said person by commenting a negative aspect about them.
-He makes his jealousy so obvious
-It makes him look cute though
-I mean, he looks like a growling doggo when he's jealous

Nobara Kugasaki

-She's more than likely to gossip or gush about them if she likes them
-"Yeah Maki's pretty badass, yes implying both."
-But if she hates them you're in for a lecture
-"YOU SERIOUSLY LIKE GOJO-SENSEI?!?! HE'S A FUCKING MANWHORE WHY THE HELL---."
-Jealousy? More like, 'bitch they're not good enough for you'

Maki Zenin

-she's got no comment usually
-that is if she doesn't know whoever it is
-but if does
-"Huh? So you're into people like them huh? Didn't think you 'd be the type."
-She won't be jealous, she's confident that your hers
-Nonetheless, she'll tell her opinions on them in a more civil way

Toge Inumaki

-He's confused majority of the time
-"Why?" He tilted his head as he signed his question
-He just wants to know I swear
-He doesn't care either, like Maki
-He's confident that you'll be loyal
-Then again, he will ask why
-That I don't know why

Yuuta Okkotsu

-His self-esteem just plunges 16 feet into the ground
-This boi, I--
-"You know, if you really like Inumaki you can go out with him. I'm fine with that."
-MY BOY NO
-He knows that long distant relationships are difficult to maintain so he's sorta ready for it
-BUT OMG HE SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT
-like, are you guilt tripping me?!?!
-His jealousy? More like 'I'm ready to let go of you babe, just say the word I'm not perfect for you'
-YOU ARE MY MAN, YOU'RE MORE THAN PERFECT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gojo Satorou

-Him?
-"Oh so you like Ieiri? And Getou? Whoah, some whore you are, you're lucky that you're my whore ;)."
-He sees it as a challenge, but at the same time shames you for it
-But if he could agree to it somehow--
-"But I'll admit, Getou's pretty packed. That's saying something coming from me."
-Yeah, he's got no shit when it comes to guys because he's into them as well
-But if it's someone he dislikes
-"The fuck, why would you like him? He's got the worst fucking wardrobe!"
-He's gonna judge

Geto Suguru

-You'll get railed
-Jk jk, youwon't
-"You like Gojo? Yeah, me too. He's pretty for a guy."
-He doesn't mind, just as long as you don't talk about them too much
-It's not that he's jealous, he's just annoyed by it
-"Could you shut up about her? I get it, she's pretty, hot, cute, whatever. Can we stick to the mission please?"
-But maybe if you don't take his warning you'll get railed
-Who knows?

Nanami Kento

-He doesn't know who they are majority of the time
-If he does know, then he doesn't care at all
-unless he's close with them of course
-"How do you like him?"
-His jealousy is kinda clear, but he doesn't like talking about it
-He doesn't really act on it, so there's no issue either

Junpei Yoshino

-Sorta like Yuuta honestly
-I mean, this kid's self-esteem is lower than limbo itself wtf
-"I mean, if you really like them maybe you should ask them out?"
-This kid deserves more than the heavens mate
-HE DESERVES ALL THE UNIVERSES
-He's a little jealous if they're an actor from a movie, but he can't really argue
-"They're beautiful though..."
-Though, he doesn't want to let you go either 
-Since you're technically his emotional anchor now

Ryoumen Sukuna

-You're gonna get railed so bad
-Blood everywhere
-And constant yelling
-"YOU LOVE SOMEONE ELSE OTHER THAN ME!??!?!? WHO COULD RIVAL ME?!??!"
-He's a spoiled child who wants all your attention, what did you expect?
-He'll try to track down and kill the person
-I mean, he did try to kill your ex-lovers who tried to take you back, how much more guys you liked???
-Needless to say that if you wanna simp for anyone else other than Sukuna, you better like not being able to walk for a week

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