When They Play Your DND Game

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Yuuji Itadori

-Fighter Class, what else did you expect?
-He'd probably go with either an orc or a halfling
-His character's backstory would just be a normal guy chasing the ideal life and a woman
-"Don't worry guys I got this." *gets one tapped by enemies*
-Is the treasurer of the whole team, no cap
-"No Nobara, you cannot have more gold just for new garments..."
-"Sorry Sensei, but you can't bribe the bartender for a night to get laid."
-Surprisingly the only functioning braincell in the party
-Is canonically the Tank

Megumi Fushigirou


-A dark/half elf or an air elemental/ genasi
-A Rogue or Sorcerer
-Character back story would be a former royalty on the run but has amnesia
-"I'll steal the guy's swords. What's he gonna do? Stab me?"
-His true chaotic natural will finally show, by stealing shit, mostly cool weapons
-"Can I steal his knife? No? Fine.."
-Will try to steal gold from Yuuji to treat himself but fails
-"You dare steal from me? Can I stab Gojo?"
-Will not hesitate to kill Gojo.

Nobara Kugasaki

-Either a Druid or a Clerid
-An elf or a tiefling. But most likely an elf
-Character backstory would be a princess who got into some shit while travelling
-"Fucking touch me and I will burn you."
-Has no other choice but is the 'distraction'
-Will slap the knocked out player to heal or resurrect
-"If you die, I will kill you."
-Glares at every male NPC unless they're hot and rich

Maki Zenin

-A human or a half elf
-Fighter or a Monk, cuz she's badass
-Character Backstory of picking off the Big Bad Evil Guy for fun
-"You can fuck away from my Princess, bitch."
-Will pick a fight if someone touches Nobara's character
-"We don't need your opinion Gojo. It's shit."
-Is the last person left in combat
-Carries the whole team in combat
-Will cause a fight if Nobara gets harassed

Toge Inumaki

-A tiefling
-A rogue or a paladin
-Character Backstory of a chosen child who would lead a cult but got cursed by someone to not speak ;^;
-*incoherent typing from across the mic*
-'I kill the guy Fushigirou stole from'
-A murder hobo who would loot for days
-"How is he a Paladin???" 'Just am?'
-Is very confused by his character and has an existential crisis

Yuuta Okkotsu

-A halfling or an air elemental/genasi
-Definitely a fighter
-Character Backstory of finding his long lost sister
-"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILL!??!"
-Functioning braincell that doesn't do shit because he's panicking from all the chaos and trying to get everyone to get a fucking grip
-"If you die on us, I won't care." *proceeds to protect dying corpse of party member*
-*shakes in doesn't have good gear because everyone forgot him*
-"Can you please pay for me?? I need good gear...."

Gojo Satorou

-An elf, what do you expect??
-A bard, need I say more?
-Character backstory? Just a bard being bard looking for the best c00chie to fuck XD
-"Wait, a female orc. Send pic--. DAMN, LEMME HIT HER UP--" "SENSEI NOOOO"
-Has the best rolls but uses it for the shittiest acts, I kid you not
-"Nah guys, Imma just boost y'all?" *plays WAP on the lyre*
-actually helpful for once???
-"Hypothetically speaking, can I sleep with the Death Knight? No? Aww....."
-Everyone taking the money away from him even though he's the one making the money XD

Geto Suguru

-A earth elemental/genasi
-Definitely a Monk, Warlock or Sorcerer
-Character backstory of finding best friend, which is Gojo in the end XD
-*agreeing with Gojo while stealing from him at the same time just to know what happens next*
-"Can I sleep with the same--. Not an option? What are you a killjoy??"
-Does damage but refuses just because he wants to see everyone suffer.
-An arsonist, a certified arsonist.
-"BURN!!! buRn!!!" *spams Fireball and other fire spells*
-*summons a familiar* "Go do my shit bro."

Nanami Kento

-An elf as well, could go as a human or a halfling as well
-A sorcerer, wizard, ranger or a fighter
-Character Story of reclaiming his throne after being swapped for a fake 
-*sighs in still babysitting the same people in  the party*
-I'm sorry, but his rolls are so fucking unlucky
-"I'm not talking, I have negative charisma. I CAN'T ROLL I HAVE NEGATIVE CHARISMA!!" *rolls nat 1* *screams in I'm fucked*
-The negative charisma is Gojo's target because he sends a barwoman on him, even though for ever conversation Nanami makes he needs to roll charisma. It doesn't go well
-"Nat 1 again. Fuck, she's gonna kick me out of the bar. I JUST WANT BEER."
-His character ends up being the punching bag of the party. First one to die
-"Geto please give me Mage Armor, please. I am a one tap character--- *dies*"
-Actually enjoys being thrown around because listening to everyone's laughs just lifts his spirits up.
-Just don't hurt Yuuji
-" I will have order." *Fireball on the hoard now everyone's dead*

Junpei Yoshino

-A tiefling, because yes
-A wizard or an artificer
-Character Backstory of taking vengeance for the killer of his mother, of course
-also an arsonist
-"Geto, are you gonna? Really? Can I join?
-Yuuji support 10/10
-"I got the skeleton archer piss you off. You want me to take on the others?"
-The most wholesome person in the party, everyone loves him
-Chaos reigns!!!
-"Junpei did you just set the whole place on fire?!?!"
-"What? They didn't let me in?"

Kamo Noritoshi

-An elf or a human
-Monk or Sorcerer
-Character Backstory on finding his mom, which would end up being also Junpei's mom
-*sighs in I live with children*
-Will initiate PvP combat XD
-"Nanami, fight me. I wanna test out my new spell."
-"That's not how it--"
-silent for the whole time, because he could care less
-unless someone calls him out
-"Excuse me? At least I keep my pants on when we're in a fucking pub."

Ryoumen Sukuna

-A fire elemental/genasi
-A wizard, because sorcerers are overrated said by Sukuna
-Character Backstory of an old deity resurrect for some reason and trying to find the person who did it.
-An arsonist, murderer and a cannibal??
-"ah yes, blood--." "Sukuna no."
-Main DPS of the party
-"I swear to god, you guys will be next if yOU DON'T GIVE ME MAGE ARMOR OR SUPPORT"
-*laughs in I'm so fucked*
-Megumi and Maki support 10/10
-"Don't want you guys dying, you're the more tolerable ones."
-Yuuji and Gojo killer 10/10
-"I'm moving behind Gojo and Yuuji. They can take it."
-Has the best rolls, its not funny anymore
-Until one day, when he suddenly rolled nat 1
-*stutters in I can't talk to the DM like I'm romancing them because I'm in love with them.*
-"My dignity.... Gone!"

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