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Jisoo: Rosé, you have ten pizza and I take 3 pizza, how many pizza left?

Rosé: 10.

Jisoo: What if I ASKED for three?

Rosé: Still 10.

Jisoo: What if I forced you?

Rosé: Wont change, Still 10.

Jisoo: What if I STEAL the three?

Rosé: 10 and a dead body.

Jisoo: ....

Jisoo: I worry about you sometimes

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Lisa: Babe can we play a game?

Jennie: Yeah, sure.

Lisa: Okay, if you could travel around the world but you can only have one person to be with you, who would you choose?

Jennie: Ohh, that's easy.

Lisa: You better-

Jennie: I would pick dora, because that bitch has everything in her backpack.

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Seulgi: Can you guys lend me some money? :((

Lisa: Why?

Jisoo: Don't you have a job anymore?

Seulgi: I got fired to my job

Lisa: What happened?

Seulgi: My boss told me that I need to leave my problems at the door before going to work.

Jisoo: And??

Seulgi: I told him to stand outside the door.

Lisa: .....

Jisoo: .....

Lisa: You fucking stupid

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Kai: Hello, this is your uber driver, I am outside.

Jennie: Cool, wait a second.

Kai: Can I come in?

Jennie: What? Why?

Kai: I kinda feel lonely today :( Maybe we could hang out for a while

Jennie: Bro, wtf?

Lisa: I'm gonna ask you to leave peacefully :)

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Seulgi: Hi, ex. Have a nice life :)

Irene: Without you I will :*

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>>> ctto.

I just feel like, I needed to update 

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