(𝟮.𝟭) 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐘 ➣ {𝕤•𝕨} ❘ [𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗𝖘 - 𝖊𝖌 𝖝 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗]

⁴⁶ 𝘿𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙚: 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩, 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙

Everyone had packed up for their departure back to the Avengers compound that afternoon. Some people like Tony, Rhodey, and Clint were having terrible hangovers while the others were just sleepily eating their breakfast. They stopped to see Nat dragged a large black duffel bag towards the kitchen, where Sam was seated.

She pulled out a large gun and placed it on the kitchen island in front of him , "This an AK-47. Gas-operated, 7.62×39mm." 

Sam turned to Steve who crossed his arms and shook his head. Clint gave an amused look and shrugged.

"And these two," She continued "Are AKV-15 and Sentry 521." She placed two even larger guns beside the AK-47.

"Nat," Steve sighed and rubbed his temples, "I think you're being—"

"— Overreactive? Overprotective? Unbelievable? Unreasonable?" Nat listed out and raised her eyebrows, "I think the hell not."

"How do you even have these?" asked Sam, looking at a very serious Nat who was resting her palms on the counter.

"Special request from Tony, but the point is," she clasped her hands together, "If you hurt Y/N in any way —"

"You'll kill me with all of these?" Sam pointed at guns laid out on the table.

"Not so fast, Flappy bird," Nat smirked, "I will shove them so far up your ass that you'd be able to taste the metal," she shook her clasped hands back and forth to emphasize, "then, I'd shoot you, cut off your testicles, and make Clint will shoot an arrow right into your heart. Where you'll die, slowly. Feeling every drop of blood that leaves your body."

Sam shifted in his seat, "That is a very unsettling and disturbing threat."

"Deal with it," she shrugged.

"Have you threatened any of Y/N's exes like this?" Tony yelled over from the couch.

"Yeah. One's dead and rotting in hell. Other might be too, one of these days. If she keeps messing around us, that is."

Sam turned to Y/N, who was watching the whole scene play out from the kitchen sink with an amused look, sipping on her coffee from Wanda's side. She raised her hands in surrender, "What're you looking at me for? There is a high chance she'd actually do it. So, you better watch out."

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A/N- You know what's coming next.... muhahaha

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