Without Me (Eminem x Female!Reader Fanfic)

Ch. 25

~Ch. 25~

(Em's POV)
~One Week Late at the Zoo~

Today had to be the 2nd worst day of my life so far. The worst being the day seeing my (y/n) in the hospital. I am not kidding cause today, (y/n) was a very huge bitch.

"Bitch hell no!" I said pulling back as (y/n) dragged me into the giraffe exhibit. Oh god thinking of the word itself was enough to make me shiver in disgust.

"Get yo ass in there, Marshall." She demanded.

"Must I?!"

"Yes, you lost an arm wrestle against Dre which is really kinda sad-"

"Bitch shut up!"

"And both you and Dre said I could decide what loser had to do."

"So I have to stand in the giraffe exhibit as my defeat against Dre?"

"No, not just stand. Also Feed 3 carrots to the giraffes."

"WHAT?! FUCK NO!"

"Too bad a deal's a deal."

I tried running to get the fuck out of the zoo but my girlfriend easily caught up to me dragging my by the back of my jacket.

I yelled, "Woman! Are you trying to tear this jacket?"

"Shut up and stop being a baby, Em." (Y/n) grunted.

I groaned. My girlfriend tossed me in the exhibit and my eyes turned to the size of dinner plates. Giraffes...fucking every where. It smelled like crap...giraffe crap. Some were next to kids that were feeding them, some reaching into the trees for food, some just walking around not doing shit. I shivered in fear, Giraffobia was a real thing. I swear it was online somewhere and yes I was a giraffobe. I turned my ass back around but (y/n) was at the exhibit exit, arms crossed and an eyebrow raised. I groaned. Fuck me. I went to the bucket of carrots and grabbed 3 of them, cursing Dre for winning the arm wrestle.

I came up to the first giraffe that was eating from the trees and gulped, the disgusting stench it gave off almost making me puke, the carrot shaking in my hand. The giraffe, its neck reaching over the fence separating it and me, sniffed at it making me jolt back. I could've fainted from the fact that my biggest fear was right fucking next to me but all I did was sweat, shake, and gulp. Like Lose Yourself, "His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy..." I shut my eyes tightly, reaching out to the giraffe afraid to come into eye contact with the devil himself. It smacked from it and I felt like my heart stopped. It's gonna kill me...It's gonna fucking kill-

"Ughh! The fuck?!"

I retracted my hand as it's long, slimy, purple tongue licked at my hand. I looked at my hand in utter disgust covered in giraffe saliva and carrot bits. I heard (y/n) laughing and looked at her and glared at her standing there with her phone, recording all of it, her head thrown back in laughter and hand on stomach. She can be a real fucking bitch sometimes. I shook my hand to get the saliva off but it ain't coming off like it was super glue. Even some kids were pointing and laughing at me with (y/n). I really think my reputation is going to say fuck off to me once this is over with. I took another carrot and trudged to another giraffe and fed it with my eyes shut again. It slobbered over it as it chewed, more giraffe spit coating my hand-

"Ahhh! Fuck!"

I pulled my hand back and looked at my middle finger, teeth marks on it and releasing intense pain difficult for me to keep it straight. Great how the fuck am I going to make my signature move without yelling "Ow!"?

(Y/n)'s laughing could be heard all over the zoo. For a moment, I thought she would die of laughter. The kids next to her were rolling on the floor laughing loudly. I facepalmed, but then pulling back my hand immediately when realizing it was the hand covered in giraffe saliva and carrot bits. Yep I'm never going to look good any more after this last carrot. I went to the last giraffe that was there and fed it with my head down, it ate it and then licked at my hand even more to get the carrot bits. I gagged. By the time it was done licking, I was running the fuck out of the exhibit to the men's room with (y/n) chasing me out still recording with her phone, but not getting in the men's room but still fucking laughing as I heard through the door.