(*The host wakes up to find the entire city destroyed and in ruins*)
Me: WHAT IN THE NAME OF KISSTERIA JUST HAPPENED?!
(*Later on that same day...*)
Ace: I saw it! It was big! It was all wiggly! And it ate everything!
Michael Jackson: *is standing in the crowd with his children, looking worried* What kind of animal would do such a thing?
Ace: IT WAS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM! 😖
Me: We need to get the bottom of this! Before another city gets squished like a pancake.
Paul: Count me out, I'm still sick with Covid-19.
Gene: Same here.
(*This is true irl*)
Peter: Well, somebody has to do something.
Me: Hmmm...oh I know! Sandy Cheeks can handle it.
Paul: Who?
Me: You know? The land squirrel from Texas.
Gene: Still don't know what you're talking about.
Me: IT'S A THING FROM SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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Vinnie: But we're still in the middle of a pandemic.
Me: GODDAMN IT! I forgot!
Michael Jackson: *covers his children's ears* Please! Watch your language.
Me: Sorry Applehead!
Eric Singer: Well then, who's gonna confront the worm?
Me: I guess I'll have—-
(*Everyone goes quiet as we all hear a rumbling sound coming from outside the Starbucks restaurant*)
Michael Jackson: Oh no...*hugs his children close to him*
Me: AHHH!
(*The whole Starbucks restaurant is halfway destroyed as the Alaskan Bull worm charges it's way through*)
Tommy: EVERYBODY RUN!
(*The screams can be heard as we all run to find a place to hide*)
Me: *tries to stab the worm in the eyes, but it grabs me in its mouth, roaring and then throws me to the back of the room where the Starbucks employees work*
