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Chapter 57: The Old-Fashioned Little Kid?! How Could It Be You?!

Jiang Xun sat next to Gu Wei and watched him chat with his bandmates on WeChat. The guys in the group all affected cool and aloof personas, each one more distant and mysterious than the next, but that was just in public. In their private group chat, they all seemed pretty… funny.

These were the true forms of the idols that dazzled all their fans. Even the one sitting next to Jiang Xun, fighting back a laugh as he texted, was showing his true colors.

After Gu Wei's brief message of admission, the chat went silent for five whole minutes.

And after those five minutes—

[stone]: [screenshot]

[stone]: I was wondering why Jiang Ying suddenly started channeling God Xun.

[stone]: Fuck, why didn't I think of this earlier? Gu Wei is Jiang Ying's nemesis. When I first saw that juicy bit of drama, I even thought it tasted a little familiar. And it tasted a little sweet.

[The Sun At Dawn]: I felt bad for Jiang Ying for a second, but this drama is truly delicious.

[Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: I never thought Gu Wei would be able to enjoy the taste of his own drama one day.

[Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: Can I laugh?

[The Sun At Dawn]: The committee hereby grants you permission to laugh.

[Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: LMAO LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[If You Love Me Please Send Me Money]: HappyBlossom.jpg

"What did Jiang Ying post?" Jiang Xun asked after seeing the others chat about it for a while. "Let me have a look?"

Gu Wei opened the link to Jiang Ying's thread again and gave his cell phone to Jiang Xun, letting Jiang Xun see the inner turmoil his little brother had spilled to the internet.

Jiang Xun read silently for a moment.

"He's really got quite an active imagination," Jiang Xun said, in the end.

And Jiang Ying was really keeping himself busy. While he posted on Weibo, he continued to reply to other users on his forum thread.

[Stationery Box]: Obviously this is a bit tragic, but I think it's still… lolololol.

[Tianguang Yunying] replying to [Stationery Box]: Kinda rude, bro.

[Sunflower]: Nice story. Good job making it up.

[Tianguang Yunying] replying to [Sunflower]: This is called real life. If you think you can make something like this up, go ahead and let me have a look.

[Mooncakecakecake]: Let's give the OP some sympathy here.

[Tianguang Yunying] replying to [Mooncakecakecake]: Thanks for that.

[Mooncakecakecake] replying to [Tianguang Yunying]: No problem. Thank you OP for providing us with such delicious fucking food.

[Sunny Doll]: I'll light a candle for you, OP.

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[Netizen65564564]: smack.jpg

[Tianguang Yunying] replying to [Netizen65564564]: Ge? How did you find me here???

With that little episode concluded, the night came to an end. Gu Wei still had to get back to work the next morning, so he and Jiang Xun quickly washed up and went to bed. Gu Wei tightly gripped the corner of the blankets in his sleep, unconsciously shifting closer and closer to Jiang Xun.

It was already late autumn, and the temperature in the room wasn't high. Gu Wei stubbornly wriggled his arms out from under the blankets while he slept. Jiang Xun watched him for a moment and, in the end, decided to reach over and get Gu Wei tucked in properly again.