GUESS WHAT UR GETTING CRACK UR WELCOME
lmao enjoy~
Wilbur does anything remotely close with Schlatt
techno: oop- okay then Wilbur I see you- getting yourself a man already damn-
a good 90% of the readers: kith
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dads and mumza dancing in the living room
Wilbur: I wanna do that!... *looks to the corner of the room and sees a broom* y o u
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last king before the arachnid siblings father took charge
kINg maN: hmm yes bagels
blaze dude: fire~
kINg maN: NOOOOOO THIS MEANS WAR-
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tubbo: I like honey :)
also tubbo: I'm somewhat mature for my age and give life advice
also also tubbo; gets severely injured by rock; possible death.
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ranboo mentions he can't touch water
Tommy: fucking tree that can't touch water
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in whatever chapter they do the devilish deed of- gasp a kiss :000
a good 90% of the readers: FUCKING fINALLY
puffy: so they were secretly dating I knew it!
techno: puffy no they're just dense
the queen: *grabbing tissues on the verge of tears* ThATS mY BOy!!!
tubbo(if he's even alive): mom please stop crying
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phil: man I sure love my kids mate
Wilbur; runs off with old friend to a bunch of kingdoms
phil: wHAt The fUCk
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welcome to hell~ lmao I thought it'd be fun-
anyways any bits u wanna joke about I can add to the bloopers
drink water, kill the turtles as Micheal Reeves once said, and sleep is propaganda so the government can add chemicals in you that make you straight-
YOU ARE READING
~Stranger discontinued~
Fanfiction⚠️Discontinued⚠️ ~Wilbur has always lived a carefree life, his dad and brothers lived away from the local village in the mountains. What happens when they leave their house and visit the village?~ Lol I made this cause of a bet(not an actual bet but...
