𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 {𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐫𝐚 𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 + 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬}

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⚠︎ innuendos ⚠︎
☺︎︎ humour ☺︎︎

"shit! these jeans are fucking impossible to put on!" i say, jumping and shimmying into my jeans.

robby and i are going to the movies and he'll be here any minute. and i cannot get my fucking jeans on. have i gained weight?

i sigh in relief and i finally get my pants past my ass and zip them up.

"that was harder than it should have been." i say to myself.

"hey, baby girl, i- wait, why are you sweating?" robby asks. i look up at him.

"how long have you been here?"

"not long enough. did you workout or something?"

i roll my eyes. "basically. it might as well been one. i couldn't get these jeans on." i explain.

"turn around." i turn around. "damn."

"what?" i ask.

"where'd you get all of that cake? i want a slice."

"robby!" i scold. "really? be mature."

he smirks. "happy birthday to me."

i  smile and shake my head. "it's not your birthday." i point out.

"shhh, let's just pretend, yeah?"

"fine. what about the movie? it starts in an hour."

"who cares? cake is waaaay better than popcorn, you know."

𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕 - 191

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