Tʜᴇ ᴛʜɪʀᴅ ᴀssɪsᴛᴀɴᴛ!?『Albedo x Elf!MR』

I

Aᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏɴғᴜsᴇᴅ

In the dusky morning, a male; soaked beyond belief washed up in the shore of Cedar Lake just on the opposite side of Mondstadt. At first, he didn't seem to be breathing or even alive but suddenly he gasp, quickly throwing himself into his side to throw up water that invaded his lungs. His breath falters and shutters as he struggles to get in a good breath of much-needed air. The last thing he remembers was streaming, the music blaring all around him, then a blinding bright white light...

But now, after rolling back onto his back, he could see the bright warm sun above. His first thought was of not having a skylight in his apartment but as he glances around the area, he noticed that he was near a lake.
"I swear if Erica drugged my drink again-Gah!
Son of a bitch, why does my entire body ache like this? Was I hit by a van or something...Hm can't be, I'd have a least a broken bone but my body is only hurting..."And so, he lies there still as can be to avoid feeling that intense pain.

He sighs softly, the water washes up and down around him. It was quite relaxing, he felt like he was on vacation for once and not in a global pandemic. However, he knew that he'd have to get up eventually and find his way home and scream at Erica for being a dick and kick her out of the apartment for what she did.

He slowly sits up, his body begging for him not to move just yet but he ignores the screaming pain of his body.
"I bet I look like a train wreck..."He clumsily crawls over to the water to catch a glimpse of his reflection and screams at what he saw! It definitely wasn't his face!
"Who the fuck...Oh gosh, the lips are moving so I'm in control of what the fuck is going on...Wait could this be VR? No can't be, my body hurts way too much for this to be fake and I feel the water...OH HELL, I DIED?! I thought this only happened in Manga and Webtoons but it's real, it's actually real!"He was so confused, he didn't know this character but then again...

Looking back at his new reflection, he began to recall the leaked description of the third assistant.

"Lanky but tone, Blue eyes, near espresso skin, pointed ears, and glasses...So this is M/n, I am M/n. Man, I'm hoping this is a dream and I wake up in the hospital to them telling me I hit my head on the table and passed out."
M/n stands up and takes a step, only to trip over a polearm that was half on the sand and half on the grass. His body smacks the ground with a thud and he groans.

M/n struggles once again to push himself up and this time he looks down at the polearm.

"Ah...Skyward Spine? Why would I have this, don't tell me I'm a polearm user, ah shit...This body better know how to fight.."M/n picks the polearm up and uses it to help him walk around; given that his body was in shape to be moving but he needed to get out of the open in this state.
"Geez, please let someone find me-"Albeit not expecting his wish to come true, something or better yet someone barrels into his already sore body; sending them both to the ground.
"Ugh..."

"M/n?! By the Archons where have you been?"

"...Ma... Master Diluc?"That was all M/n could utter as his eyes sight grows hazy from the intense pain he felt, before M/n passes out he could hear a lot of commotion around him; mainly voices after that the world around goes silent.
"Master Diluc, who is he?"

"This man I was carelessly thrown into is M/n Alucard. He's Albedo's assistant, well third one. He went missing before you and Paimon got here. It's been kept a secret from Albedo and Klee but I'm sure the Alchemist realized that his assistant went missing from Dragonspine. Anyway, let's get him to Barbara for healing."