𝙋𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙚 ~〽️

•𝘍𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬 • [𝘛𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘦.𝘚]

You watch as the blonde moves around her office as you set your feet up on her desk and lean back on her chair.

"Do you know if Kakashi is in the village ? I can't feel his chakra over yours"

"No"

"Can you at least try to hide some of your chakra ? It's literally oozing out"

"I can - don't want to though"

"Of course you won't. It's not in your nature to take orders or even consider others around you"

You roll your eyes to her words not taking them to the heart or even fulling caring. "Whatever, I'll see ya later" you get up from her chair stretching out your arms and bending backwards to hear your back crack.

"And you are going where ...?"

"Here and there. Doesn't really matter." Shrugging you pick up a scroll that your family had given you. "How's the clan ?"

" 's okay. Got Fugaku's runt under my training so I have my fun with the kid. Make him cry some times but he gets over it"

"As expected from you. Don't call him a runt. Just call him by his name"

"Which is ?"

"(Y/n), you can't be serious"

"Mm-mm ever since I took him under my wing all he does is avoid me. Maybe cause I throw tomatoes at him to improve his dodging skills"

"And you were chosen to be his teacher because - why !?"

"I taught Itachi so of course the old man would want to see his youngest be taught by moi" you flow your arms down indicating that you were talking about yourself.

"Well, his name is Sasuke, dimwit - and teach him right !!"

"But I am.....I threw Itachi his favorite food at him for dodging and look at him !! I'm like a proud parent 🥲" you sniffle and wipe a fake tear from the corner of your eye.

".....Do whatever seems easy for you to teach even though I think you're doing this for your own amusement." Tsunade sighs not all too convinced about you teaching. She then turns to see you starting to walk out.

"Sure am. After all I'm the pro joker in the Uchiha clan. Don't worry the kid will be fine. It's only been two weeks. Today I'll start by teaching him this cool ass trick on how to make fire into a cool shape" you continue to walk and stop in front of her for a short second.

"What ? Did your crazy eye balls all of a sudden see something on me ?"

"Yea" you glance down to Tsunade's breasts and keep your eyes there, when your arm moves quickly and flicks her tit from underneath - making both her tits jiggle from one bumping into the other

"Bye now , you gorgeous women !! Keep those tits warm for me" you open the door and wink at her, not scared at the heated women making her way towards you.

Tsunade may have looked mad but for some reason you touching her breast playfully, got her riled up and blushing.

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