In the mist of a mountain rage, there stands N, clad in a yukata with some katana sheathe by his side.
"僕の名前はNです." introduces N to the audience, "私は土地をさまよっている浪人です."
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N, V, and Ghost J have no clue what to make of this.
N leans over to V, "I can't understand what I'm saying."
V merely shrugs, she's more interested in her claws than... this.
Uzi ignores them to continue.
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"僕は妻を亡くした場所に戻った." says N, drawing his katana, "敵に直面する."
Then J emerges from the fog, in a kimono-
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"Hold up-"
But Uzi ignores V and continues in her self-made anime-like tale. N seems interested.
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"僕はあなたにJと向き合うようになりました! " declares N, "For V."
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N is just drawn into this wild tale, while V looks unimpressed, and J looks downright... uncaring of this. Uzi just continues to tell such a wild tale of N facing J and then going on this wild journey to save drones and destroy the company. In light novel format.
By the end, N is clapping, V is bored, and Ghost J is still angry at Uzi. Everyone wins.
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N's Whacky Adventures
FanfictionIt's a joke fic of mine, originally just making a joke oneshot, but then decided to turn it slowly into a funny messed up universe of chaos and crazy humor. If you want to laugh, well, this might make you laugh I guess, crazy humor is involved. Refe...
