"SHUT THE FUCK UP CAUSE NOW I'M SHOWING YOU A TRAILER OF MY UNDERRATED KING!" Olivia took a deep breathe and the looked at Clint, "Clint Fucking Barton!"
Everyone clapped for Clint who was beaming, "Thank you!"
The lights dimmed down and the trailer started.
Lila Barton: This is the first Christmas we had in years.
Clint frowned, "What does she mean in years?"
Tom opened his mouth but a hand slapped over it, "I'm sure, Olivia, will go over it soon." Y/n said with a sad smiled.
Clint: I love you guys
*It shows the Rogers The Musical*
Everyone laughed, "They're making a musical about Capsicle." Tony laughed and he fell from his chair.
"Yeah, yeah, let's just keep watching." Steve said, clearly not amused by it.
Clint: I'm making up for some lost time.
Newscaster: Authorities are wondering if the masked vigilante, who terrorized the city's underworld, is back.
The it shows Clint with a knife, "What did you do, Clint?!" Natasha asked her bestfriend.
Clint: The past has caught up with me
Lila: Should we be worried?
"She's grown so much from the last time I saw her." Natasha smiles at the screen.
Clint: No, no, it's nothing. I'll be home for Christmas, I promise.
"That's what my dad said and he didn't come back." Y/n said, so casually getting worried glances from her husband and . . . fictional characters.
*It's the most wonderful time of the year played in the background*
Clint: When I wore this suit, I made a lot of enemies.
*Fights and the pulls the mask away from the random person*
Kate Bishop: You're Hawkeye!
"Kate!" Peter said cheerfully.
Everyone looked at him with questioning stares. "I know her, well Spider-Man knows her."
Clint: Who the hell are you?
Yelena scoffs, "Be nicer, bird brain."
Kate: Some people have actually called me the world's greatest archer.
Clint: Are you one of those people?
*Kate nods*
Jo smirks, "Look's like she can run for your position, Hawkeye."
Clint flips her off which she does back.
Clint: Hey Babe, I should be back in a day or two? Hang on a second.
*Fire, fire, more fighting, Christmas music playing in the background*
Clint: Things have gotten . . .
*The robe snaps and he yells*
Everyone but Clint started laughing hysterically, "You see the way he broke the robe!" Rocket laughed.
"I know it was very funny!" Drax roared.
Clint: More complicated.
*more fighting, Kate falling from the celing.*
Clint: This is too dangerous. Definitely not this one.
Kate: You don't have to say "Definitely" like that.
*Kate shoots a arrow an arrows at a van and then the van explodes*
Kate: Holy-
*More explosion! Boom! Boom!*
Kate: There are more arrows more dangerous than that one?
Jo looked interested, "Can you teach me how to use a bow and arrow, Clint?"
"Yeah, sure, when we get out of here. I'll teach you the basics, kid." Clint ruffles her hair.
*The words Hawkeye show at the screen*
Clint: Ugh, this is some Christmas.
Everyone claps and stands up.
"I already love this Kate girl." Yelena says.
Everyone agrees.
"Now to end this beautiful night in my world someone in this room became the sexiest man alive!" Olivia says.
"It's me!" Quill says.
"It's me!" Thor says.
"It's me." Tony says.
"It's probably not me." Scott says.
Then the photo came onto the screen and Scott screamed, well more shrieking, "I won! I'm the sexiest man alive! I'm the sexiest man alive! Hope, can you believe it!" Scott shakes Hope.
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
"Good job, Paul. But I think this will be wasted on you." A voice in the back of the theater says.
The person picked up Y/n, who shrieked in surprise, "Hello, Mrs. Holland."
Tom, Y/n, and Olivia looked at the person closely, "Deadpool?"
