Jade||Jungkook FF||✅

Idiots

Jk:

I am so scared to go sleep but I also want to

Jimin:

Why?

Jk:

CUZ I THINK THE IDIOTS ARE FUCKING

Tae:

OH, GO SLEEP GO SLEEP

Felix:

We arent-

Jk:

OKAY THANK YOU

Jade:

Yuhh

Jk:

Btw I think I left my charger

Felix:

Oh, you can't get it

Jk:

Why?

Felix:

Cuz we're naked..?

Jk:

EW WHAT THE FUCK

Felix:

IT GETS HOT AT NIGHT, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOURE CUDDLING

Jk:

YOURE NAKED?

Felix:

Well, we're in underwear

Jk:

EW

Felix:

And Jade has her bra on

Jade:

Now he's gonna think if we're both in my room and there's any sound of movement he's gonna assume it's sex

Jk:

I will now be going sleep at 9pm every night because I don't wanna hear you have sex

Felix:

I swear ur parents can hear her, maybe even the neighbours

Jk:

NO, SHUSH PLEASE

Felix:

What?

Yoongi:

I'm disgusted

Felix:

He thinks getting her baptised again will stop her-

Tae:

YALL FUCK A LOT HUH?

Jk:

he said he thinks they've once fucked in my bed

Tae:

IN UR BED

Jimin:

AYO WHAT

Felix:

I think we have

Jade:

No, shush, that makes me feel sick

Felix:

Jungkook have you ever had sex?

Jade:

NO I DONT LIKE THIS

Jk;

I AM A HOLY VIRGIN

Felix:

Mf u touch urself, who u tryna fool?