Twilia: *pops confetti* WELCOME BACK LOYAL READERS!
Adi: OMG I made a comeback!
Seto: Me too!
Steven: Hello again!
Twilia: To the left, we have Dan, Phil, Tyler and Cat
Double: With me doing the stage, again
Adi: Also, we kicked so many people out sorry
Seto: They'll still appear though
Adi: But not often. Sadly. Skits? Yeah. Stories? No
Twilia: Come on don't be awkward. TYLER WILL YOU PLEASE STAND BETWEEN PHAN?!
Tyler: You mean I'm in a phanwich?
Twilia: Exactly. Any phan shippers who can bug me to write a gay phan?
Adi: A year ago, Channy can't write gay fanfics xD
Twilia: Fast forward to present, I run a tumblr blog now. Its danisnotacheese.tumblr.com the password is danlesters if you ask me
Tyler: Wow self-promo
Twilia: Also, please don't make me uncomfortable by asking to bring back the Bulgarian squad
Adi: Long story short, she lost respect for one of them and got bored watching people scream at each other
Seto: But I don't scream at people
Twilia: This is why I like to watch Seto oh
Tyler: Dan and Phil why are you standing there?! TALK!
Dan: Hi?
Phil: Hey guys!
Cat: Wow really Dan you have to be awkward?!
Dan: I only know three people here!
Tyler: Poor you. Time for socializing!
Dan: Noooooo... i'd rather stay in my room doing Tumblr
Twilia: Sorry Dan I cut off the wifi
*everyone gasps*
Twilia: Kidding. But I warn you the signal is pretty bad here in the theater
Dan: WHY
Phil: What are we going to do?
Twilia: We get physical by acting
Dan: Acting???
Twilia: Yes denyul. Acting
Tyler: Wow... What are we doing?
Twilia: More like this Asian dude, that emo Tumblr boy and that 6'2 man-child acting out with you!
Tyler: What me?!
Twilia: No silly! Its (Y/N)!
Adi: Lucky girl. Or boy. Or whatever is your gender
Tyler: Before we start, pronouns?
Seto: Me?
Tyler: No. For non-straight people
Twilia: I'm nonbinary. They pronouns please <3
Cat: DAN AND PHIL WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Dan: Standing
Phil: Cra-
Twilia: LESTER!
Phil: Sorry
Twilia: Now we shall begin with everyone's favourite animator, Slamacow
Steven: Why
Twilia: Listen to me Steven, look at the title!
Steven: *looks* Okay fineeeee
Twilia: And for starters, he's half-Taiwanese m'kay? (no I didn't stalk him I swear I stumbled upon that information)
Tyler: Oh... Wait how about you?
Twilia: That lil Asian bitch who spent majority of her 2015 indoors
Cat: Will you be doing Phan?
Twilia: I do gay. We can also outgay Tyler
Tyler: One does not simply outgay me
Adi: Ask Dan and Phil Seto thought they're gay (Idk if Seto knows them :/)
Dan: Can we ask you something?
Twilia: Fire away danisnotonfire
Dan: How gay?
Twilia: *wiggles eyebrows*
Dan: DO FANGIRLS SERIOUSLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO OTHER THAN READ SMUT?!
Twilia: *glances at Tyler*
Tyler: *shrugs*
Cat: *gulps*
Dan: DO YOU?!
Phil: Dan calm down
Twilia: Does looking at smut counts?
Dan: JUST ANYTHING NSFW
Twilia: Well...
Double: *in the other room* FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS WHAT IS PORN DOING ON TWILIA'S LAPTOP?!
*everyone looks at Twilia*
Twilia: Oops. We need to start working!
(Expect a Slamacow imagine within this week homo sapiens <3)
JE LEEST
Slamacow and other stories
FanfictieYou thought that was the last time y'all saw me huh? Welcome to this book of Slamacow imagines with occasional Dan and Phil imagines assisted by my queen Tyler New people New stories Are you ready?
