I'm trying to swear less... I'm trying... Dang it... I do swear a lot >_< Let's just hope Mom wont go on Wattpad...
Adi: Have you seen her?!
Bodil: Who?
Adi: THE AUTHOR! I'M HAVING A HARDCORE PANIC ATTACK!
Bonks: Stop it Adi, she just went outside
Seto: Alone?
Bonks: Alone
Me: Why is everyone panicking?
Everyone but me: GAH FAHK!
Me: Ummm... We have some people over today...
Pedro: Hello!
Dan(DanTDM :3): Hi?
Steven: Oh boi more British people
Me: Excuse meeeeee?! Let me tell you I'M NOT WHITE
Steven: Says the one who came from Spanish people
Me: -turns pale- How did you...
Adi: HAVE YOU SEEN MY GLASSES?! EVERYTHING IS SO BLURRY!
Me: Sorry Adi but I broke it... By accident
Adi: NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO USE?!
Seto: I have a spare one
Adi: THANK YOU VERY MUCH SETOSORCERER
Bonks: Can you please stop shouting?! Someone is asleep
Adi: I CANT HELP IT! BLAME DOUBLE!
Me: Follow me Dan, I need some help around...
Dan: For what?
Me: (whispers) I need your help in a pretty mod
Dan: (whispers) Which mod?
Me: (whispers) Scare mod
Dan: -nods-
Me: You Pedro! I demand an explaination! -shows video-
Steven: Pedro?! What have you done?!
Pedro: I just did a little vlog...
Me: Pedro you motherquacking son of a she dog... Get on stage
Pedro: Huh?
Me: -rage mode activated- GET ON STAGE OR ELSE!
Simon: Um Pedro? If she says you get on stage, get on the stage. Now I have a rager to handle...
Bodil: How adorable! When two ragers fall in love
Adi: STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT!
Steven: That's it! Why dont you get them on stage instead?
Bodil: Huh?
Seto: I get the drift. Mind if we borrow your script and have someone over?
Me: Sureeeee... If you screw up, fine with me
Seto: Great! All we need now is someone...
Me: By the way Double, what did you just do?!
Double: She drank my coffee!
(Hey you Bulgarian Victor! The Asian Lucius is giving you a nice extended ending!)
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